ok so i renewed my spiral membership – and i really think it’s unnecessary to charge another 8$ for shipping of the tshirt and other crap they may be sending. we didn’t have to pay for shipping of membership items last year and they included a huge fuck off poster…not happy about that…i could really care less about getting another tshirt. all i want is my presales and early access to the venue.
and in other nin news, a fourth London show was added. wtf. i don’t even want to go to it. and i’m not buying a ticket for it. besides it probably interferes with travel plans, but who knows, i dont have my travel calendar here with me.
(the british next top model is boring)
ages ago, like 6 or 7 years ago, after i read Fight Club i wrote Chuck Palahniuk a letter. and i was thrilled to death that i got a real written response and not a form letter. honestly i didn’t even expect a form letter, and had totally forgotten about having ever written to him when i got the response. carolyn and cyndi had also written to him a while after me, and they both got packages including fun little gifts and i think cyndi got a copy of choke. well since his popularity sort of exploded he no longer accepts fan mail except for during specific “publicized” windows of time, which are announced on chuchpalahniuk.net. i had been wanting to send him some of my photographs because i think he would like them. the mail window finally opened up in october and i sent a letter off. however the rules were he would accept no packages, so i settled for including crappy prints inserted into my letter, as well as some questions about if he’ll write a book that doesn’t have to do with the theme of self destruction. i hope that didn’t come across as mean or critical haha. anyway. i got a package from him today. let’s see what’s in it. lots of gold glitter everywhere. a folding pocket comb that looks like a switch blade haha. a rubber ducky with a party hat on (apparently it’s my power animal). a large christmas light bulb that lights up when you press a button. it’s purple. something that should have been in a package for carolyn – a 50 piece puzzle of a yorkshire terrier. a plastic severed finger. a big plastic spider. a super ball. a crystal ornament that would hang off of a lamp or chandelier. russell stover chocolates. a harmonica. chuch palahniuk tour stories volume 1 and 2 cd…or dvd? cd i think. apparently he made these cds just for people who wrote to him. a book sox package. a huge light up plastic ruby ring. plastic glow in the dark moons and stars. lots and lots of gold glitter now everywhere. a hello my name is…chuck palahniuk signed sticker. trick relighting birthday candles (haha chris). a postcard for Clown Girl. forget me not and money plant seeds (carolyn – didn’t he send you seeds too?) and a small pirate coloring book. LOL
and this letter, that omg, is amazing.
“I love your photographs. My favorite website is “The Fabulous Ruins of Detroit,” and I’ll trespass any time to get a closer look at abandoned masonry structures. What the appeal is, I’m not sure, but I can never get enough. For this reason, Butte, Montana was my favorite place – but good economic times are renovating and ruining all the spooky rotting skyscrapers of Butte.
The Michigan Central Station is my idea of holy ground.
And I’m sorry if I seem in a rut – self destruction as redemption. Being raised as a Catholic really does a number on you. All those tortured saints.
For more of the same, I’m sending you some souvenirs of book tours. Ten years of the stories I read in public, from “Fight Club” in 1996 to “Guts” in 2006. The one new story “Cold Calling” is different and might surprise you.
For now, I’ll definitely keep looking for your work. You, pour this box into a stocking and call it Christmas. And have a great New Year.”
I’ll shut up now, Chuck Palahniuk”
with a hand written signature, “merry christmas” and a note that the next two books are a big change.
he is definitely the coolest ever. if i could only remember what photos i sent him LOL.