Orgy (the band)
I was at a show, that was like, in a basement or something, and they did the show. Then it was over, and I was hanging out and there were these big round tables, like at a wedding. Jay was standing near one, and talking to people. Paige was in the background doing whatever, talking or something. I went to Jay, who was being extremely nice to everyone (and he frequently changed sizes as well) and I hugged him, and then I kissed him. he shoved his tongue down my throat. I think that was it.
I was chillin on their tour bus, and then me and Jay were at my house in my bedroom just chillin on my bed. Well he had to go someplace for something so I was alone and some chick appeared there and I was being all bitchy waiting for Jay to come back. So finally Jay comes back and chick disappears, but Jay came back with some guy and some other chick. Well they all sat on my bed (a twin bed) and Jay sat on my pillows which is where I always sit. So I was like dude where am I gonna go. So I laid on my bed on this tiny strip of space left with my head in Jay’s lap. Then this other dude like, tickled me or something and then Jay like attacked me, and was tickling me. He was wearing that pink/red kiss the future shirt. I was like, grabbing onto him and trying to get him back and we ended up on the floor
By my house , where my Mcdonalds is, there are like 4 other fast food restaurants and a shopping plaza. So I was there in the parking lot of the plaza, with my mom, and we were walking towards the street. So yada yada, there’s Jay and Ryan…Jay walked right past me, and I was like woah, that’s Jay. But he had like really bright red streaks in the front of his hair, and had them spiked up. So then I saw Ryan near Taco Bell. So me and my mom went over to him and asked him if he could take a picture of me and my mom(?) so he said yeah sure, and I’m like WHAT THE FUCK , why is he taking a pic of us. So then I was like, can I take a pic of you, so I took a few pics of him and my mom. He was being typical crazy Ry, and was posing and shit for the camera. So then I dunno where Jay went, I didn’t really care. So then I dunno, but I appeared at an orgy concert. It started outside, and I guess it was kinda like a campus invasion thing, but they were on this small stage on a kinda hill thing, and it was grassy. Me and Melinda were there and we were far back in the crowd. Then suddenly a big opening up front appeared and I jumped right in. Well there was this huge chain link fence separating us from the stage. So then Amir, Ry and Paige were on stage and they were playing their guitars and they were like acoustic or something, and were all singing dowop to some chick standing on stage. It was super gay shitty and I was like WTF, then Jay came onstage and they started playing Blur’s Song2. I was like OOOH they are just the openers covering Blur. So then they turned into Orgy I guess, but then suddenly Mir and Paige put down their guitars and ran off the stage to the grass in front of where I was. Now the fence was only like, waist high. So Paige came over to me and was talking to me about how he’s got a son named Angel, and his wife picked the name out and how he had a problem calling his son by a girl’s name or something, but he got used to it. I was like wtf and I’m like well Paige is a girls name too. It was weird, and I was thinking, boy, Paige is drunk. So I dunno where Amir went, but I didn’t care. I guess then they were playing more…and then Paige came off the stage to talk to me again and was just chillin at the fence talking to me … so the show ended and we were inside again and like I dunno, I guess we were like, just hanging around and Paige came out again and was talking to me, or no wait, he was talking to someone else, and I went over to him to see if I could take a pic of us, and he was like, yeah only if you kiss me. so I was like hell yeah sure LOL so I kissed Paige, and he was all hugging me and shit and we got our pic taken, and I guess that was it
9-23-99 There was an Orgy show, at a big stadium, and I wanted to go to it. It was the night of the show, and I didn’t have tickets because it was sold out. So my history professor called me up on the phone and said that her family had a bunch of tickets they weren’t going to use. The problem was that the show was starting in 15 minutes so she didn’t think we would want them. But I was so excited, and I’d only be missing the openers. So me and my roommate took the tickets and headed to the stadium. Well it turned out it was on the water. It was like sea world, where there are seats and they end where the water is. So there were boats on the water and stuff, and Jay was walking on the boats near the edge of the water. We took front row seats, although our tickets were for someplace else. Then we were going to take pictures, and I had one of my dad’s big cameras with a self focus lens, and I didn’t know how to use it. We were behind big things of glass, and then we were inside a car at the side of the road. Jay was on the grass near the road, and he was singing Christmas songs. We kept trying to take pictures of him through the car window. And then I had the bright idea of actually getting out of the car, to sit on the curb and watch, but we couldn’t get the car door open. Then it was over.
January 25, 2001- 2 Orgy dreams, both I was woken up from rather rudely, first by the phone at 3am, and then my alarm.
#1 Shit, now I can’t remember this one either. Damn it. Paige was in it. It was something to do with Paige, and then the phone rang, and I was pissed.
#2 Danielle and I were going to an orgy concert, and it was being held in the Ripley’s Believe it or Not museum. We were inside, and Bobby (who was not really Bobby) was walking around, with the other guys. I was taking pictures. There was a plaster statue of Jay, kneeling down singing, but he was bald with only a tuft of hair on his head, kinda like Hare Krishnas. So then we got inside where the show was going to be, and it was like a dining room… or a rec room in some kind of like, fire hall. We had to watch the show on a TV, because they were on Rosie. So we watched, but then they were back in the room because they had to go on trial. We were sitting in the front row of chairs in this “court”, and Bobby was sitting at the end, looking sad and angry about having to go on trial. Then Paige came and sat down, and he was talking to us about why they were on trial. I don’t remember what he said, but it was something to do with how they played a show in Minnesota, and they have such closed minds there. Then Jay came in, and he had to sit at this table that was against the wall, I guess because he was the singer, he had to represent the band. Bobby was really a little girl, Paige and Jay were normal, and Amir and Ryan weren’t really in the dream. Before court started, Danielle and I were back in my basement, because she wanted to see the pictures I took at the show (so apparently it was a different day that the trial was going on). So I had to turn on the computer. I had laundry in the washer, but for some reason Danielle had to do something to the washer, and she turned the dial and now the wash was going to be in there for another 14 minutes. I was actually washing Orgy. That is what I said was in there. So I showed her the pictures, as if she had never been there, telling her who they were, and about the Hare Krishna Jay statue thing. Then it was the trial again, and they were just about to start when I was woken up by my alarm.
February 14, 2001 – It was my birthday. There was some part of this dream about Orgy. But then it was my birthday and I was having a party, a pool party. It started really early in the morning, and Danielle and I went swimming because it was really hot. Then for some reason we went out to the front of my house, by the mailbox, and Ryan from Orgy drove by. I guess I had invited them to my party but they didn’t know where it was. Maybe that’s why we went in front. But we looked all gross because we had been swimming, but I guess everyone thought we looked fabulous. So then we went back to the backyard, and with everyone else. The pool was on my deck and it was more like the size of a hot tub. My parents were there too. So people kept arriving, and we had cake. Then someone came and asked if I was me, and I said yes. So they left, and a little while later this boy from high school showed up with a hot wheels toy for me. Then someone was talking about Denis Hamel from the Sabres, and about how he wasn’t doing good because his mom had diabetes and he wouldn’t accept the fact she was going to die. Then he arrived, and was talking to everyone. He looked different though, like an India Indian. So my mom brought him cake, but she didn’t know who he was or why he had an accent. He dropped some cake on his pants.
March 1st, 2001- dream about ryan shuck from orgy. I met him in a bar, and we were sitting at the end of the bar and I was asking him really stupid questions. I knew the questions were stupid, like “so, you like to play guitar?” but I couldn’t stop. It apparently didn’t matter because he wanted me. So then he went to talk to some people but I didn’t want him to forget that I was there, so I sorta followed him around, not really, but just kept an eye on where he was. He always kept looking for me in the crowd so he wouldn’t lose me either, and he’d come up to me and talk and kiss me. Then he started a conga line, and was dancing around. Then I left the bar, because he had left, and I had to go find him, and I was driving a tractor.
April 18, 2001 – My ex boyfriend had broken up with his girlfriend, and we had gotten back together. We lived in some town in the south I think, because it was hot. And it was by a river. So we had gone someplace else out of town, and we got back in town and our friend Bobby from Orgy had been arrested. We saw the arrest sheet(?) that had been made up for him, and the main offense he was arrested for was, I forget what it actually said, but it was like, for talking back to someone. But then he resisted arrest, and then was violent to the police officers, and then there was some driving law he broke, and all these other laws, but he was only arrested because he talked back to someone. So we were upset and trying to think of how to get him out of jail. Then we had to go somewhere in a school bus. So we got on the bus, and it was really full, and it was all little kids. So we took one of the last empty seats, and these two little girls in front of us turned around to talk to us. Then there was some part where people were talking about how he pronounced his name. And they said that he pronounced it a certain way, not the way I did, which meant all this time I’d been saying it wrong. But I was like, no I’m not wrong, I asked him how he said his name the first time we met. But apparantly he did say his name the other way, so I felt like a retard for saying his name wrong all this time.
July 10, 2001 – Dave Navarro was living at my house. Not sure why, he wasn’t a relative or anything. We were going to have visitors, friends of my parents, one night, and they were making Dave give up his bed for them. So since he was giving up his bed, he was going to have to share mine with me. Well I was going out that night with Danielle. So I left, and we went someplace, and I kept telling everyone that when I got home I’d be sleeping with Dave Navarro. Then Danielle and I remembered that we had tickets to an Orgy concert. We totally forgot that it was that night. So then we were rushing around to get ready for the show. But we had to go to McDonalds, because I had to work, or pick something up. So I was half dressed for the concert, in my vinyl pants, no shoes, and my hair wasn’t done. I was eating, and I was taking a long time, so Danielle and her brother showed up to get me (even tho I went to McDs with Danielle). They had her mom’s car, but it was red not black, and I had to drive. Then I realized I had no shoes, so I had to go back to my house. Now it’s 7 pm and doors were at 7 so I realized we were going to be late and we weren’t going to be up front. I also kept saying I wasn’t ready yet, that I needed to do my hair and makeup for the show.
August 2001 – i dreamed that i was sleeping, but heard orgy’s opticon playing and it woke me up (in the dream). I realized that the sound was coming from my mom watching tv, and that orgy was on some morning show. so i turned my tv on to find it, so i could watch. they were doing a different song then, something unreleased, but i knew what it was, and it wasn’t sonic. so i’m watching, and they look totally different. jay has really long hair, down to his butt, and its in braids. and he’s even taller than he is in real life. paige had long hair too, only shoulder length though, and half of it was pulled up onto the top of his head, like in the 80s. ryan looked the same, and i didn’t notice the others. i only notcied ryan because they did a huge close up of his head.
October 30, 2001 – i was at an outdoor concert. i’m not sure where it was. but it was supposed to rain so they had moved the concert from its original location to a place that was outdoors, but where the stage was set up, the band wouldn’t get wet if it rained. it was an orgy concert. i decided that i wasn’t going to go up front for the concert, i was going to go on the balcony, which wasn’t a balcony but it was my front porch and it was only slightly elevated so that i could see over the crowd. so orgy was playing, and jay gordon saw me and smiled. then throughout the show he kept gesturing to me and making motions where it was obvious he knew me. so there was a point in the show inbetween songs and jay started talking, and said everyone should turn around and look at me, because i had provided the totally awesome picture of Kirk. so everyone looked at me and everyone started clapping so i kinda bowed. this entire time, the members of econoline crush are sitting on chairs on the side of the stage as if they were on a talk show. and so i kept looking over at them too, and they recognized me as well. i guess they were on after orgy. so orgy finished, and the concert workers said they were moving locations again since it wasn’t going to rain anymore. so EC was like, dude, just let us play here, why move again. and i was like yeah, last time they played here it was 100 degrees outside, let them perform on a stage that’s in the shade. So trevor looked over at me talking, and he’s like Hi there, Sara right? and i’m like yeah, woah you know my name. and so i was talking to trevor who was still sitting with the rest of the band discussing what they were going to do for their show. so I said, you can play an all acoustic set, that’d be alright with me. i smiled at them and trevor and johnny laughed. johnny had cut all his hair off, like it was a brush cut, and i was like nooo i loved your hair before!! it was like, i was a very important person that entire day at the concert, everyone knew me, and i felt like i had the ability to tell people what to do. so i told EC again, that it’d be ok with me if they just did a whole acoustic set. and so Trevor gets a guitar and he comes up on the front porch and sits on the bench. no one else is up there with me anymore. so he’s like, well what do you want us to play, and I said Razorblades and Bandaids, and he’s like hmm, ok. I’m like yeah if you remember how to play it, and then he took out a lyric sheet and was going to play it.
then i was still dreaming, but it was like i woke up, and danielle was telling me her dream. i was really annoyed because her talking to me was making me forget my dream. so i was like dude, i gotta type this up on my site cuz it was so great. so then i went to type it up on my site, and somehow it turned into a U2 concert also. So i was typing out how it was a U2 concert, and that the 4 of them were sitting on chairs like they were on a talk show too. Then i was at another concert, which i guess was the opener for this whole string of concerts. It was a band with 3 people, and the song was familiar but i didn’t know who it was. At first i thought it was offspring, then i thought it was eve 6, but then as the drummer distroyed his drum kit, the announcers said it was Gob (?). then it was supposed to be EC.
and now i forgot the whole 2nd part of the dream, crap. there was a big part with u2, and another part with EC…crap. crap crap.
march 30, 2002 – i had all of the orgy boy’s screen names. we were at a party and I was IMming Jay and talking to him. I think i was supposed to be amir. then jay started getting all self pitying, about how he was lonely, and no one liked him. so i was like, cut the crap i’m really sick of you talking about how much you suck all the time
may 2, 2002 – i was at an orgy show with danielle, who was also my old best friend angela. the backstage was like a labrynth, so it was really weird. there were lots of hallways, and stuff. and the stage was someone’s back porch so we didn’t understand why the whole backstage part was so crazy. so we were hanging out in this big area right before the stage entrance, and we were talking to this woman who is the one who got us backstage. she worked for orgy, tour manager or something. i guess we knew her, that’s how she got us in. so we were waiting for orgy to come from their dressing rooms so we could talk to them. so i think paige came out and walked by and waved, then ryan came over. he put his arm around me, and was talking to me, and i put mine around his. he wasn’t any taller than me, so we were at eye level with eachother. i guess we actually knew the band too, because it wasn’t weird or anything. so i was talking to ryan, then they had to go on stage. so we walked onto this porch through the sliding glass door (the band went on from a side entrance). there were all kinds of people there to see the band. so there were a bunch of ppl hanging around this back area of the stage, because they all had passes, and we didn’t. but we figured, whatever, we know the tour manager, we know the band, we’re staying here. so there were 2 like 14 year old girls sitting there in plastic lawn chairs glaring at us, because we were going to stay there. they commented something like “oh 24 year old girls think they can do anything”. so we were like whatever. so the band came out, and jay saw us and waved. he was real light on the make up. so then he was motioning to us to come on stage, and we were like what?!?! then i saw that everyone had backed up and made this space at the barrier for us. so i ran and jumped off the stage, and into the hole in the crowd. for some reason, i guess she was scared, danielle/angela didn’t, and so she stayed on stage. but she was in front of the stage, not in back anymore. and i don’t know where orgy went. but there was some asshole in the crowd who kept walking back and forth, and making the entire crowd move back and forth over and over again. well his friends tried to make him stop, but he wouldn’t, so he got kicked out. and the whole thing pissed off Orgy who decided they weren’t going to play. but there was this big screen that came down and was playing orgy videos. so no one realized they weren’t actually playing anymore. then everyone started to disappear, so i was like what’s going on? to danielle/angela. and we figured out that they weren’t playing anymore and stuff. so we went back stage again to walk around and find the band. we found the tour manager and she was crying, cuz she was pissed off about the whole thing and told us that the band was pissed off at the kid who kept making the crowd move. so then we were walking around trying to find the band, but since it was all a bunch of hallways we got lost. i don’t know what happened to danielle, but i was walking down a staircase, and i heard someone say something about snakes. so i looked above me and there were snakes everywhere. but they were actually lizards. and where i was, was some part of a fear factor type game, to walk up the stairs with all these snakes/lizards on both sides of you. so there was this guy at the top of the stairs, who i guess was trying to help me. so he killed one of the snake/lizards which was a signal to all the other snake/lizards to go attack that guy… that would draw all the snake/lizards to him, so i could sucessfully go up the stairs. but they were all moving so slow, i was still scared to use the stairs. so i went back down, and out an emergency exit, and ended up in this ghetto ass shady looking street. there was someone there i was scared was going to attack me, so i went into a record store.
