Voyeur

Everyone is a voyeur…everyone has a voyeuristic bone in their body, somewhere…

I found this great site http://voyeur.mckinley.com/cgi-bin/voyeur.cgi where you can watch what people are searching for on the internet. The following are some of the more amusing things people searched for, or the more amusing spelling mistakes.(and i bet you thought this was going to be something perverted and sexual …lol)

July 17, 2000
– what are some good kinds of over the counter medicine for constipation?
– accurate horoscopes (hahah accurate horoscopes? hahaha)
– creamy faces gallery
– big old asses (ewwww)
– the rhythm method
– mechworrior piucs (wtf is that?)
– where can i find angiexxx.com
– mullet hair
– what is the cause of peeling fingers?
– mandy moore (lol)
– where can i find a mao of washington (is that like, Chairman Mao, in Washington??)
– foreplay
– drud dealing (wuts drud?)
– crinkle cut (i just thought that was funny)
– slut wife story
– rash cures
– where can I find the philosporos opporitious of the recreational brian cell while cooking fried rice
and learning about french kissing in the paris oppostrous of england in the 50th century while
reading chicken soupbooks illoportiously paris
– yahoo (are you a retard?)

(ok i realized people are lazy morons…. with questions such as “where can I find a guinea pig
cage?” and “where can I buy a blahblahblah” why dont you just go out to the STORE and buy one…
a good place to find a guinea pig cage would be a ….drumroll….PETSTORE! wow, what a concept!)

– what is the current cost of cattle
– where can i find a list of websites
– +www.freecumshots.com (lol, there u wanted perversion and sex, there you go)
– calories in beef jerky
– Where can i find instructions of how to draw water?
– assurance AND undergarments
– www.boobfind.com (there have another)
– Making fake IDs
– How do you know if you have a hemroid
– How do i find chicken soup for the soul? (try a bookstore, moron)
– maternity wedding gowns (LOL thats just so trashy)
– how do I grow shrooms
– Where do I find easy-bake oven directions?
– when was writing invented?
– where can i find a wig that looks like justin timberlakes hair? (HAHA)
– pubic hair
– Picture of smelly socks
– Stephanie EXPOSED!
– Catfight Video Clip
– what is a 90-100 year old person called? (they’re called old)
– how to deal with a in flight hijacking
– Men Who Crossdress
– i need a picture of an eyeball? (do you? or don’t you?)
– why do they call me bob when my name is robert
– unreal positions
– a perfect circle judith mp3 (ok thats not funny, that fucking rocks!! you go whoever you are!)
– fun killing games
– where can i find information about afro+haicare
– who is chris ?????
– Sorbent Toilet Paper
– why do eyes twitch
– can you fimd profound proverbs or sayings for me?
– what is the history of embalming?
– used trailer prices
– why does my cat pee on the floor
– what is poo?
– Pedifile
– How will I die? (wouldnt we all like to know that)
– celeb women in thongs
– Is there a way to find out another person’s aol password?
– What color shoes go with khaki pants?
– where istupac know
– Abercrombie and Fitch (LOL loser)

July 30, 2000
– death record buffalo new york (?!? hahah)
– german groceries
– dictionjary (the irony is just too funny)
– what is the best way to wake up
– A Girl’s Beast Friend
– s&m clubs
– how to operate a tourism (wuts that?)
– how do you become a whitch (lol)
– Where can I learn about French kissing?
– +” +l├ęsbicas”
– free big breast mpegs
– hump
– “interactive slave training” (happiness in slavery?)

August 1, 2000
– where can i go to school to learn to run a bulldozer
– squirting milk
– how long does it take for a body to decompose?

August 30, 2000
– crockroach OR screen OR saver
– “maturepornlinks”
– How much crack can I buy from Sonny Henthorn for twenty dollars
– girl+fuck
– www.parasitecleanse.com
– “krist novoselics e mail adress”

September 4, 2000
– youth hearing the Word of God
– stomach problemswhat can one do to prevent belching and burping up after eating greasy and fatty
foodshat can i doafter eating greasy and fatty foods to prevent it from burping back that sour taste for
hours and hoursback up makink one to feel like they are dying
– Methods Painless Suicide
– +ku +klux +klan
– she-males
– http://www.sillypeople.com
– how do i get rid of amadillos in my yard
– Why do I sweat so much?
– the human elmbalming process
– pork spare rib
– digitakl Camarers
– Where can I uninstall windows98 from my computer? (lol)
– what is the invisable itch
– Where can I find information on past winners of the Mr. America contest?
– maturebigbreastedwomen
– count chocula cereal discontinued?
– where can I buy videos? (try a store)
– +urinate +sitting
– Where can I purchase bullets and ammunition? (oh no!)
– nice asses
– blahblah (lol i do that all the time)
– fight club (yes! you rock!)
– sexd pixs free
– photos of huge penises?
– “pull down your pants and bend over”
– niagara falls (WHY!? WHY ON EARTH WOULD U SEARCH FOR THAT!?)
– +kfc+menu
– brat gallerys

I found a new voyeur site, since the other one broke, YAY

October 5

– russian brides
– Photos AND of AND Pizza AND Hut
– +dyke
– weight loss stomach reduction surgery
– suny albany college (eww why would you want to go there??)
– duffle bags
– +”free religious clip art”
– Meet Your Meat
– deep bathtubs
– fran AND dresher+nude (ewwwwwwwwwwwwww)
– squirrel skinning