1. nicole ritchie is so fucking ugly.
2. i’m totally in love with brangelina
3. i can’t wait for a W memoir to see if he will ever admit that he was wrong

and oh yeah. phil went back to the arena with his mom, and they have now given us 42 “sabres dollars” to use at the arena…well i guess i can’t complain, but no i really can. i feel like sending the letter i wrote anyway, because they really treated us like shit.

something keeps beeping…if i’m dead, it’s from carbon monoxide