ok i don’t care how lame anyone thinks i am, i gotta come clean. i absolutely love chris angel mindfreak. i just love him. when i go to vegas i totally wanna see one of his street shows. i wanna levitate.

and know who i hate? janice dickenson. hello, you’re a nobody. you are not considered to be a super model, even if you claim to have invented the term in the 70s. you were never on that fame level. and suddenly you’re everywhere, on all these dumb reality shows and pop culture countdown shows. you’re still nobody. and you look every bit your age, except your hair. you looked absolutely HORRIBLE on the last surreal life episodes. the botox is falling out, better go catch it.