things overheard at work
“i told him i wanted another one because the diamond was too small”
the day someone proposes to me and i tell him i want a different ring cuz the diamond is too small, is the day they have my permission to slap me.
“it smells like cum in here”
uttered by an old high school classmate. she never had much class during high school, good to know she hasn’t changed much.
in the 2 hours i worked i made more tips than i have the last 2 months.
now i’m home all night, and have virtually no plans for the next 2 days – i have no excuse to not work on the nacc site. ug. i have no motivation. i’m burned out on webdesign i think. which reminds me, a kid at work wants me to do a site for him – a site to sell sex toys. i told him i’d have to think about it LOL.
and speaking of sex toys…my neighbors use my garbage can out side all the time, but they don’t take it out. i’m leaving a note on it next week. because now i have garbage to throw out and no where to put it (cuz i forgot to take it out last night) cuz my garbage can is full. no wait i’ll just put it in theres.
i had 2 memorable dreams last night. one, i was doing urbex with my mom LOL. we infiltrated niagara splash and were wandering around all the slides. i told her the story i heard the other night, about how a guy went down the straight down slide, and a piece was broken off and sliced his leg from ankle to hip. he sued the place for millions, i guess it’s why they shut down. we kept wandering around, and we saw ppl so we had to hide and the do the army crawl thing out of the park.
the other was that nate was home, and being shipped away again – but this time he was in the army. and i didn’t care.
finally found the password for the a perfect circle ticket presale tomorrow. i didn’t bother asking anyone to go with me, cuz i figure no one will, or everyone will be busy and/or broke. but if anyone would like to go with me, you are more than welcome. tix are 37.50 cnd. it’s april 22nd, a thursday. they go onsale to the public on friday. i’m assuming it’s all GA. it’s at the ricoh coliseum, which apparently at exhibition place – easy to get to. maybe it is seats…we’ll find out tomorrow morning won’t we?
the title of my new book, curtesy of heather
Darknyss6: “how to blow him off… without having to… blow him off”
ROFLMAO
oh wait, it just got better
Darknyss6: I think jerking-off could also be called washing carrots