from my aunt trudy: “I’m not surprised you got a promotion as when I watched you that time I was impressed at how quick and professional you were. and very attractive, too. Almost oriental in a way and I am sure some guy is going to fall for you.”

I AM NOT ASIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

tonight was full of irritations. the end.

and my internet sucks

 

Singer Janet Jackson, left, covers her breast after her outfit came undone during a number with Justin Timberlake during the halftime show of Super Bowl XXXVIII in Houston, Sunday, Feb. 1, 2004.
haha they actually have a picture of her boob ROFL

BAD JUSTIN LOL…look it that look of death on janets face. that’s fantastic.

and now, a joke

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at thePearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?”

St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.

“Oh,” said the man, “whose clock is that?”

“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that shenever told a lie.

“Incredible,” said the man.

“And whose clock is that one?”

St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”

“Where’s Bush’s clock?” asked the man.

“Bush’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a Ceiling fan.”

HAH
other than that, the euphoria has crashed. i’m not feeling good about anything anymore really. at least it lasted a few days.

 

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

thank you nin hotline for mentioning the fact that trent (with really bad hair) was at bowie’s LA show a few days ago. cuz that prompted me to go to davidbowie.com to see if there were any pictures…which led me to find out

BOWIE IS PLAYING AT SHEAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHEAS!!!!!!!!!!!! not the arena, not the stadium, little teenie SHEAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

holy crap. presale at 5pm, MUST GET TICKETS!!!!!!!!!!

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