this post is rated X. seriously. you have been warned.

this is what i came home to tonight: sex toys in the hallway and the sounds of sex from the apartment across the hall

ok maybe it’s just me being stupid/naive/unimaginative…but…other than the vibrating bullet, wtf do you do with that other stuff. wait. don’t answer that. i don’t think my innocent eyes/mind needs to know.

i just had to scan it. i mean really. WHO LEAVES THAT LAYING AROUND IN THE HALL. there was a shoebox with some of the pieces in it. it looks shoddily made, but that’s just my opinion, and what the fuck do i know about sex toys.

so i put a post it note on it that says “you should be careful what you leave in the hallway :)” and put it back in front of their door.  i’m so funny. i wanna go take a digi pic of it, but i’m afraid that the girlfriend will leave now since i think i came home at the…uh…right…moment. hahaha.

i got my macro filter in the mail today. yay toys!!! so hard to focus through tho. autofocus doesn’t know what the hell to do, and i have a hard time seeing out of it. but it’ll be fun to experiment with. yay.

haha as adr said in the comment to this mornings post…looks like the neighboors had good makeup sex last night. i heard someone leave around 5:30…cuz i was awake..cuz i learned not to take my pain killers and go to sleep. 1. they don’t let you sleep (tho they make you tired when you take them) and 2. they make you feel sick…felt so shitty after taking them, couldn’t sleep cuz when i dozed off i’d feel like i was shaking again. sucked. so i went back to bed after my 12:30 alarm went off. so much for doing laundry today.