god is trying to save me today.
1. i was woken up at 9:30am by god’s cold callers. wanted to talk to me about reading the bible. they actually were cool tho, cuz they realized they woke me up and left me alone. not sure if they were jehovah witnesses or other. gave me a nice little brocheur, and are going to come back. yay. nothing beats the one my parents picked up for me a few months ago – with the illustrations about the man going to hell. it was fantastic. i wish i knew where it was.
2. i got mail from the scientologists again. they’ve been sending me mail for about 5 years now. that’s not really…god..trying to save me, it’s a bunch of wackos but…along the same lines.

i swear i get the weirdest mail. i don’t know how i get on lists like that. the newest one i got a big kick out of. over the weekend i got a big mailing from the Phillips Club. a special invitation to check out membership opportunities at the phillips club in NYC. the phillips club is a big apartment complex for super rich people, in Lincolin Square. it’s “manhattan’s only private, menber-owned residence club.” it’s an “ideal alternative for those who frequently visit NYC and desire the ultimate Manhattan lifestyle.” i thought hey, someone thinks i’m high class and important. the preview weekend packages are 280$ a night. to buy an…”apartment” or whatever in this building… a junior suite is 122,000$ and while i can no way afford that, that’s cheaper than real estate in toronto and chicago. well at least cheaper than toronto (my aunt paid 40,000 for her tiny apartment in chicago). toronto apartments are advertised at like 299,000$ (which always amazes me)…the three bedroom…”apartment”…is 343,000$. i wonder if bono would be my neighbor.

it just made me laugh, cuz seriously, how do people get my name to send me this stuff.