someone is on my roof right now, and i dont really want to open my blinds and see….except that would be kinda funny to just suddenly look out and see whoever is up there. i dont want to scare them tho and make them fall….lol and i’m not imagining this. there really is someone on my roof, hes painting or something. its not one of my frightened delusions that someone is trying to get in my house LOL

OMG THE GUY IS HOT!!!!!!!!!! hes smoking….omg hes so fucking gorgeous. why haven’t i seen him doing work around here before?!?!?!?! he can climb up on my roof anytime….that was not supposed to be sexual