July 10, 2001 – Dave Navarro was living at my house. Not sure why, he wasn’t a relative or anything. We were going to have visitors, friends of my parents, one night, and they were making Dave give up his bed for them. So since he was giving up his bed, he was going to have to share mine with me. Well I was going out that night with Danielle. So I left, and we went someplace, and I kept telling everyone that when I got home I’d be sleeping with Dave Navarro. Then Danielle and I remembered that we had tickets to an Orgy concert. We totally forgot that it was that night. So then we were rushing around to get ready for the show. But we had to go to McDonalds, because I had to work, or pick something up. So I was half dressed for the concert, in my vinyl pants, no shoes, and my hair wasn’t done. I was eating, and I was taking a long time, so Danielle and her brother showed up to get me (even tho I went to McDs with Danielle). They had her mom’s car, but it was red not black, and I had to drive. Then I realized I had no shoes, so I had to go back to my house. Now it’s 7 pm and doors were at 7 so I realized we were going to be late and we weren’t going to be up front. I also kept saying I wasn’t ready yet, that I needed to do my hair and makeup for the show.
possible explanation: was scanning Dave Navarro pics before bed, was talking alot about him, and today I got my street team stuff FINALLY (complete with snap bracelets, the ultimate promo item). orgy, not sure. orgy is always present in my life, but no active thinking about them lately. and danielle and I would NEVER forget about an orgy show.
Possible interpretation: that i’m going to be sleeping with Dave Navarro sometime soon, haha yeah right.
July 25, 2001 – Me, Adrienne, Danielle and my friend on the net Patrick had gotten a book that told us how to see spirits. I guess we had all read it and wanted to try it out to see if we could find any spirits in my house. So we went in the basement and I guess did a seance to conjure up spirits. The book said that the spirits would appear as shadows dancing around the top of the walls. So we’re in the basement in a circle holding hands, doing this seance thing, looking for spirits but we didn’t see any. There were no shadows appearing around the room, so we were disappointed. So we figured there were no spirits in my basement, or we were unable to conjure them up. They wanted to try it again but in my bedroom. I was a little iffy about it because if we did it, I didn’t want to be stuck with spirits haunting my room. But we did it anyway. We were sitting in my room and we did the seance, and were looking for the signs of spirits that it said in the book. Well one must have been there, because suddenly something invisible started pulling my hair. The three of them got scared and were staring at me, and I was scared to death, because some invisible force had my hair in its grasp and it was pulling it and pulling my head to the side. Well then I guess it was decided that I was possessed by an evil spirit, or the spirit that was pulling my hair went in me or something. Either way we knew that what was happening was a sign of evil spirits from the book. So then they were super frightened of me, and I was totally evil cuz of the spirit in me. Well I could jump really high, and I was jumping up and down in my room, but kind of slowly like the picture of astronauts jumping on the moon. I’d jump up to the ceiling and then the floor. Well Adrienne started asking me/evil spirit questions, and trying to figure out if I was really evil or not. Apparently I was, because I had done something to a bird, hit it with the car or something, and Adrienne was like, we’ll that explains the bird thing. Then there were more things I had done that they decided were explained by the fact that I was evil.
Possible explanation: I have no clue. I did almost hit a bird with the car on Sunday.
Possible interpretation: dunno. but at work today I got an order that came to $6.66…it was the 3rd one this week (not all my orders, 2 were Pam’s orders)
July 29, 2001 – I was at a U2 concert and it was in like, a big gym. There was the floor, and then bleacher seats. Me and my friends had tickets, and we were in the bleachers. There were 2 stages, one at each end of the gym floor. So we were sitting there, then I was like, dude I’m gonna go on the floor. So I left them and went onto the floor which looked really packed, but I got up to the front and there was lots of room at the barrier. So I was like, ok then I’m standing at the barrier for U2. So they played a few songs, and then took an intermission. So I left barrier, and went back to my friends and told them I had been up front. I was going to go get something to eat and hoped that my spot was still there after I got back. So I went back up front and got my space, but U2 came out on the other stage to do the rest of the show. So I was like, wtf, i’m in the back now. But the entire time I was walking around I knew that they were going to play on the other stage. So I started walking to the other stage, and it looked even more packed then it did before but when I got up there, there was 10 feet of room between the barrier and where everyone was standing. So I’m like ok then, screw you guys i’m standing at the barrier. So I went up there and stood in front of Bono. Then there was this white trash mullet guy with his wife/girlfriend there and they started talking to Bono. Bono, between singing, was talking to them. Then Bono was like, does anyone have a camera? And I was like, yeah I do, cuz I had a disposable one in my purse. So Bono took my camera and took a picture of white trash guy and the girl.
possible explanation: I had “Gone” by U2 in my head all night.
possible interpretation: i love bono
July something, 2001 – I was at a concert and I guess it was supposed to be Depeche Mode. Well they couldn’t go on or something, so my manager Mark from work was going to fill in for them, like he was an understudy. So a bunch of us from work were there in the bleachers, it was in a gym again, and Mark was doing a good job. He sounded good, and we were happy about that. But he couldn’t dance at all. He was trying to dance and he just looked stupid trying to white boy ghetto dance. So we were sorta laffing at him about that. Then he started “You Don’t Know What It’s Like” by Econoline Crush and everyone knew that song, so people started crowd surfing. But we were on bleachers so you couldn’t really crowd surf to that. But this one girl was being hoisted up by her waist and passed to the person behind them, then picked up again and passed back.
possible explanation: had been downloading Depeche Mode in ottawa…dunno about Mark.
possible interpretation: dunno
July 30, 2001 – me and my friend Adrienne were seat fillers at the Grammy’s. We were sitting in our limo after the show, and we were talking about how alot of people share limos, so we decided we were going to try to get someone to share our limo with us. So we had the door open and were looking for people to ask, and we saw Seal. So we’re like Hey Seal why don’t you come share our limo and he was like ok. He was holding the grammy he had one a few years ago (dunno why he was carrying it around) for “kiss from a rose”. I remember that when he won it he beat out Michael Jackson’s “You Are Not Alone”. So i was like, hey u beat MJ for that grammy. He was like yeah but it was a mistake, because see it says YANA on it, not Kiss from a Rose. I was like, hm thats weird. So anyway, we decide to go visit Snad, who had bought Neverland. So we get there (there was no traveling involved, we just appeared there) and we were walking through a forest to get to the house, like in Blair Witch Project. We were lost, and then Adrienne tripped and fell. She hit her shin on a branch, and was paralyzed. She
couldnt move her legs so she couldnt walk. So Seal was going to stay with her, and I was going to get to the house to call 911. So I get to the house and Snad answers the door, and i’m like my friend fell and is paralized so u need to call 911, and shes like I know she told me I already called. So apparantly Adrienne wasn’t paralized cuz she had
already been there to call 911. So I go inside, and Snad has a sister who looks just like her. And then her mom comes in the room and looks just like Snad too. They were remodling the house, and it was all torn apart. It looked like it had just been built. I was like, why is Snad remolding MJ’s house, I figured she’d leave it EXACTLY the way it was. So Snad took me around the house and we went in the kitchen. It was really really tiny, and everything was stainless steel and shiny. I was like, I can’t believe MJ had this small of a kitchen. And then I remembered that
it was Paul McCartney’s house, and I was like, weird that Paul had such a small kitchen too. Because it was like, closet sized. So then somehow I was holding Seal’s grammy that said YANA and i was like, dude Snad’s gonna want this, cuz it’s really MJ’s grammy even tho Seal won it accidentally. But Snad never saw it, or I hid it or something. But then it like shrank, and was really tiny, and was just like a souvenier from the grammys. So then the maintenence man from my McDs was there and was helping to remodel the house, so I asked him if I could see MJ’s bowling alley in his basement. So he took me in the basement, and it was really small too, and it was just 1 lane, but it had all kinds of crap all over it, because it was being used as storage for Snad’s family until the redid the rest of the house.
possible explanation: um…no idea where Seal came from.
possible interpretation: dunno