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entertainment tonight/the insider is doing a helicopter flyover of michael jackson’s neverland ranch, 3 years after he moved out. urbex paradise hahahahah

hockey tonight, vs toronto. we had leaf fans next to us. good thing they were shut out, because i hate dealing with leaf fans haha. and given that 25% of the arena is leaf fans for toronto games, it gets pretty loud. the game was actually pretty boring, but we realized tonight that there are 2 women who share seasons behind us, who are the most annoying people on earth. they insist on “calling” the entire game (but not always correctly), and calling all the players by their nicknames like “Soupy” and “Roysie”…and they are so loud. like shrieking, loud. they have a new nickname for a player… Hector. o.m.g. she drove me nuts calling Hecht, Hector. it doesn’t even make sense!!! we bonded with the leafs fans next to us over these annoying women, because they kept complaining that they were so loud. phill referred to them as Fran Dresher, and the leafs kids called them Roseanne. haha then they started squaking at the women LOL. so every time the women shrieked or called Hecht Hector they’d get squaked at, and I’d go HIS NAME IS NOT HECTOR! i seriously had a headache just from these women. thankfully we don’t seem to go to the same games as they do, i think this is only the 2nd time we’ve noticed annoying nicknames being shrieked throughout the game. but yay. still in 8th.

and it turns out…whoever we sold our tickets to for last sunday’s Zednik injury game…brought their knitting with them and knitted through the whole game. wtf LOL the guys with the tickets next to us actually took a picture of the knitter cuz they were just so flabbergasted hahahah.

there was another throat cutting by skate at a buffalo game tonight…richard zednik had his neck cut by his teammates skate in the 3rd period. scary scary shit. of course it’s on youtube. http://youtube.com/watch?v=0H59I_sJ43A (it happening) and http://youtube.com/watch?v=nzhuviXi3hc (on air after) crazy. he is apparently ok, was stabilized and taken to a hospital, had surgery, and is “resting comfortably”. thank god.
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With minds still occupied by teammate Richard Zednik’s gruesome neck injury, the Florida Panthers returned to practice Tuesday seeking to regain a needed sense of normalcy.

Zednik remained hospitalized 1,350 miles away in Buffalo, where his condition was upgraded to good on Tuesday and doctors planned to take him out of an intensive-care unit.

Zednik isn’t believed to have suffered any long-term brain or nerve damage, and one surgeon described him as “very lucky.”

“It’s a sign of how good medicine can be and how good medical people can be,” Panthers coach Jacques Martin said Tuesday as the team skated for the first time since the accident, which became the NHL’s dominant topic.

Zednik was critically injured Sunday night in the third period of the game at Buffalo. Teammate Olli Jokinen was upended and his razor-sharp skate blade pierced Zednik’s neck, opening a deep gash that stopped just shy of the 32-year-old’s jugular vein.

A significant amount of blood immediately began pouring from the 1 1/2 -inch wound, leaving a wide, ghastly red trail on the ice as Zednik skated to the Panthers’ bench, desperate for help. His carotid artery — which pumps blood to the brain — was cut, and emergency surgery that night at Buffalo General Hospital probably saved his life.

“It’s hard to say what would have happened under other circumstances, but clearly, the care he got initially by the staff at the arena, I think, saved his life,” said Robert McCormack, the hospital’s clinical chief of emergency medicine.

The Panthers agreed.

“Shows how tough the guy is,” Jokinen said. “He was able to skate to the bench, with the cut in his throat, losing blood like that. It was pretty amazing, you know?”

Zednik never lost consciousness. He actually complained that Sabres’ orthopedic surgeon Dr. Les Bisson was applying too much pressure to his neck in an effort to stop the bleeding.

“We have to set it aside now and play hockey,” said Florida defenseman Jassen Cullimore, who helped Zednik off the ice. “That’s what we do.”

By the time he reached the hospital, Zednik needed five units (roughly five pints) of blood, a figure that suggests one-third of the blood in his body gushed from the wound before bleeding could be controlled.

And by all accounts, his recovery was going as well as could be expected.

Shortly after Dr. Sonya Noor checked in on Zednik one day after stitching him back together, the Panthers’ forward already had a question.

“He actually asked me when he could go back to training?” the vascular surgeon said with a smile. “And I said, ‘Next season.”‘

But that’s a far better prognosis than the one many feared a day earlier, when Zednik raced off the ice.

“He looks very good. He’s alert, awake, oriented. He remembers what happened last night. … He’s right on target,” said Noor, who performed the one-hour surgery. “He’s with his wife upstairs. They’re talking, and we’re just very, very happy. We were all lucky last night, not just Richard.”

Zednik, who was cooperative and never lost consciousness on his way to surgery, had several things going for him.

Doctors were astonished the skate blade did not hit any other arteries or veins, including the jugular, or cause any major nerve damage. It also helped that the artery was not entirely severed — “It was hanging by a thread,” Noor said. That lessened the time it took for the carotid to be clamped as it was reattached, and decreased the chances of brain damage.

“Luck,” was a factor, according to Noor. “He might have some hoarseness and that’s about it at this point.”

Zednik could be discharged from the hospital by this weekend.

took my dad to the sabres game tonight, vs nj. it was stressful. first the weather was pretty terrible, icy, so he drove. my usual parking lot next to the aud was closed…which was depressing because i don’t know if it was closed because the attendant didn’t feel like being out in the ice, or cuz of demolition. so we had to park the next lot over, walk/run in the ice blahblahblah. suck. then the game, lost a 2-0 lead, went to overtime, then shoot out which i figured was another guaranteed loss. stafford was our first shooter, scores. yay we got at least one. our 2nd shooter…tallinder?!?!?!?!?! wtf!?!?!?! then he comes out with a sweet move and scores and we win (miller stopped both nj shooters). awesome! hahahah.

i had noticed alot of NT varsity jackets when i was walking around looking for my dad. turns out there was a TNT hockey team shootout during 2nd intermission (NT won haha). that explains it.