McCult

mc-cult – 6-27-01

the following is mine and amanda’s plan to turn mcdonalds into a religious cult

Opal Tranquility: u can say ur friends with the new mother of the saviour
Herbi938: YES!
Opal Tranquility: haha woo hoo!!
Herbi938: you can finally have a cult
Opal Tranquility: YES!
Opal Tranquility: hhahaha
Herbi938: except youd get all the weird religious people
Opal Tranquility: thats ok
Opal Tranquility: i can control them and make them do whatever i want so i dont care if theyre religious
Opal Tranquility: plus they’l be worshipping me so its ok hehe
Herbi938: McDs would get a big business boost
Herbi938: “The Virgin Sara works at McDonalds”
Opal Tranquility: i think we should like throw some pickles at the window and make sure they form a vision of the virgin mary so we can have a cultish mcds
Herbi938: lol
Opal Tranquility: ppl can flock to see the virgin mary on our mc window lol
Herbi938: or ketchup on a bun
Opal Tranquility: yeah could do that too
Opal Tranquility: or the mc woof burger meat lol
Herbi938: lol
Herbi938: McDog Food
Opal Tranquility: mcalpo
Herbi938: lol
Opal Tranquility: hehe
Herbi938: maybe we could find the virgin mary in the wrinkles on a nugget
Opal Tranquility: oooh i’ll have to start looking
Herbi938: all worship the holy nugget
Opal Tranquility: ok so say i see one….then what
Opal Tranquility: do i call a church or something?
Herbi938: you say “hey, does this look like the Virgin Mary?”
Opal Tranquility: to let them know the image of the virgin mary has appeared on a nugget at mcds in nt
Opal Tranquility: lol
Herbi938: i guess if you can get enough people in the store to agree to it
Herbi938: sure
Opal Tranquility: awesome
Opal Tranquility: ok thats my plan then
Herbi938: but when you call be all breathless and dazed and be like ‘Its a MIRACLE!!’
Herbi938: then start praying
Opal Tranquility: LOL
Opal Tranquility: i dont know how to pray
Herbi938: umm just say “God, Jesus, lord, and holy ghost” alot
Opal Tranquility: lol
Herbi938: along with “forgive, highest, bless, and forever”
Opal Tranquility: lol
Herbi938: then break out into Handle’s “Messiah”
Herbi938: that should get some attention
Opal Tranquility: lolol
Herbi938: shit this is good stuff…I gotta start wrting this down
Opal Tranquility: it’ll attract more psychos than beanie babies did
Opal Tranquility: hahah
Herbi938: LOL..
Opal Tranquility: hahah
Herbi938: they’ll be a whole craze for nuggets
Opal Tranquility: hahah’
Herbi938: people looking at them all
Opal Tranquility: yeah
Herbi938: then maybe if we’re good enough we can get one that looks like Jesus with the crown of thorns and have BBQ sauce stragetically places to look like blood
Opal Tranquility: yeah
Herbi938: hmm…how could we combine ketchup and McDs items to look like a stigmata
Opal Tranquility: hmmm
Opal Tranquility: a crispy could maybe look like a hand
Herbi938: YES!
Opal Tranquility: and we can order a crispy with ketchup
Herbi938: i was gonna say that theres nothing that really looks like a hand
Opal Tranquility: hahah
Opal Tranquility: or just a glove
Opal Tranquility: u could spill ketchup on a glove
Herbi938: maybe some fries
Opal Tranquility: yeah
Herbi938: piled ontop of each other
Opal Tranquility: yeah maybe
Herbi938: hmm perhaps the Virgin Mary wold be easier to find in a hash brown
Opal Tranquility: i dunno….they’re kinda uniform in texture
Opal Tranquility: tomorrow i’m gonna be staring at both sides of all the hashbrowns
Herbi938: lol
Opal Tranquility: ppl are gonna start looking at me funny lol
Herbi938: maybe a combo of hash brown, salt and ketchup could inhance the holiness of the image
Opal Tranquility: hahahahah
Herbi938: if people knew that we talked about stuff like this they’d commit us
Opal Tranquility: i kno