bad marketing

this is the best email forward i’ve seen in a long time…

All of these are legitimate companies that didn’t spend quite enough time to
consider how their on line name might appear!

These are not made up. Check them out yourself!

1. ‘Who Represents’ is where you can find the name of the agent that
represents any celebrity. Their Web site is: <>

2. ‘Experts Exchange’ is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange
advice and views at:

3. Looking for a great pen? Look no further than
‘ Pen Island ‘. It can be found at:

4. Need a therapist? Try’Therapist Finder’ at:

5. Then there’s the ‘Italian Power Generator’company. Check it out at:

6.’IP computer’ software, there’s always: <>

7. And the designers at’Speed of Art’ await you at their wacky Web site:

slap chop!

so i’m watching tv, and the slap chop commercial comes on. the thing sorta looks neat, but i don’t know if it’s really going to make me “have an exciting life now”…and then hold on, he very clearly says, “you’re going to love my nuts.” LOL oh man



US Open TV commentator: “One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round his wife takes out his balls and kisses them…Oh my God, what have I just said?!!”



god bless “stumble”

“A woman called to make reservations, “I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York” The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent: “Are you sure that’s the name of the town?” “Yes, what flights do you have?” replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back with, “I’m sorry, ma’am, I’ve looked up every airport code in the country and can’t find a Hippopotamus anywhere.” The customer retorted, “Oh don’t be silly. Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!” The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, “You don’t mean Buffalo, do you?” “That’s it! I knew it was a big animal!” ” hahahahahahahahhahah

sabres shipped campbell to san jose. and that was it. i can’t believe they didn’t make any more moves. and they got a forward in exchange! we’ve got plenty of those!! if they call up sekera as a 7th defenseman i’ll be so pissed off.

” “I’ve loved every minute of it,” Campbell said. “I hope they’ve enjoyed watching me play. Don’t boo me when I come back. C’mon, that’s all. Don’t boo me.” ”



“Nosophilia refers to those who get sexually aroused by the knowledge that a partner is terminally ill. They will even stake out support groups for those with terminal illness like others flock to dating services, pretending to have had a family member or friend that passed from the disease, which is why they’re there “trying to learn” ”

oddly, that hasn’t appeared in a chuck palahniuk book yet… 🙂

“Last words of Thomas Grasso, executed in 1995: “I did not get my Spaghetti-O’s, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this”. Oh, quit whining and have a seat.”


this looked fun

1. Go to the Wikipedia home page and click random article. That is your band’s name.
2. Click random article again; that is your album name.
3. Click random article 12 more times; those are the tracks on your album.

Band’s name: Limenitis procris
Album title: Glycerine (yes the article is the Bush song)

1. Naraingarh
2. Dascylus
3. Arieh
4. Directorate-General for Enlargement (LOL)
5. RFA King Salvor
6. Jacinta Stapleton
7. José Jiménez
8. Valentino
9. Percy Foreman
10. Clarence Wishaw Moberly
11. Pileated Gibbon
12. 1920 in radio

it’s mer des noms part 2 hahah. the last track is the best!


the guy in front of me at aldi was buying 12 gallons of bleach. what does someone do with 12 gallons of bleach except try to wash blood stains out of the floor? man i watch WAY too much forensic files haha. i should have told him not to bother, the detectives will find blood traces anyway hehehe