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went xmas shopping today. crappy crap xmas shopping. there weren’t all that many people in the mall even tho there were no parking spaces. and i wasn’t highly annoyed, which is very unusual. i saw jackie farkas and kim cudzilo from high school, talked to them for a few minutes. i saw mike root, from high school….he’s still so cute, and he still looks 15 heheh. i saw hot play boy from geneseo..he graduated last year. the mall is crap. i walked around like 3 times, and couldn’t find anything. then i went to borders and spent 20 minutes looking at the u2 books hahahah. went to the blvd mall, that mall is crap, same stores as the 1st mall i went to. still nothing to buy for anyone. i went to premier liquor. if my family had any kind of xmas traditions, this might be one of them. me and my dad when i was a kid used to go shopping the day after thanksgiving for my mom. we used to go downtown to Clayton toys (then it moved to Williamsville so we had to go out there) to look around, and to Premier Liquor to look at the ugly food. It was so busy there, that they have people directing traffic and parking in the parking lot. well the guy forced me into a non-parking space…that was right in front of the door LOL. i’m like pointing “there????” he’s like yes, and is waving me in. i mean, my car was pointed at the door LOL. so i stepped out of my car and into the store. I’m like hey thanks! hes like best spot here. lol. then inside i was so confused cuz it’s been years since i’ve been in that place. they’ve changed it like 3 times since i was a kid, and this latest design i was like woah…wtf do i go? but i managed. so now i’m home again. i gotta go back out and was going to go to scummit mall after dinner, cuz i gotta go to a store there but i forgot ppl are coming over to do a xmas exchange….they dont usually stay long, but we’ll see…dunno.

so i ended up getting eric’s gift and part of danielle’s. i got her something crappy, so i need something else LOL. but NO CLUE WHAT TO GET HER! (HINT HINT AGAIN!)….blah. i hate xmas shopping. everyone needs to provide me with a list so i can just get something i know the person wants.

 

right, i went back to mcds to talk to wreatha about working over break. i swear, my store must be the most gossipy store of them all. cuz i walk in, and they’re like, why do you want to get transfered? dont you love me anymore that you dont want to work here? so and so said you don’t want to work here anymore…i’m like OMG! i mentioned it to stacy and mark that i might go work at south, cuz melinda asked me to, and suddenly everyone thinks i’ve left, am getting transfered, hate meadow etc…whatever. so i talked to wreatha and she said i can work, so…i told her i want to work mon-fri 8-2…we’ll see how that goes. apparently she’s all stressed out cuz they just kinda plopped the store in her lap… well no kidding she’s stressed, she can’t handle the responsibility of running a store herself. no way. so we’ll see how long it takes for her to demote herself, or get demoted…

 

 

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so…maybe i can post stuff now.

the semester is over. i am one step closer to graduating. yay.
1. neuropsych presentation went ok. i did fine i think, she’ll be an easy grader. whatever. it’s done.
2. i got an A in psychopathology, even with the 88 on the final. it sucked, i didnt know the answers LOL.
3. i got an A- in social and personality development…i went to ask dr kirsh if i beat him at rock n sock robots, if i could have the extra points. turns out i needed 5 points, and that was a bit much so he wouldn’t do it. but we played anyway, and i beat him 3 times in a row HAHA….and when i walked in his office, he was listening to mp3s, and i’m like OMG WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO! THIS IS MARILYN MANSON (tainted love) and he’s like yeah. i’m like omg my respect level for you just shot way up that is SO cool. he’s like, yeah i have harder tastes in music than everyone else. i’m like that is just so cool. he said he plays music for his intro class freshman, and their main complaint is that it’s “too hard” LOL…i’m like no way that is so cool. after tainted love, limp bizkit (rollin) came on LOL. i’m like U ROCK! now i wanna take another class with him or something.

 

i’m home. got home around 5:30…ate, FINALLY, since all i had today was a bowl of cereal and a small bag of chips. a nice homemade dinner….it was lovely. of course i was still hungry by 8pm. then took mom to the plaza cuz the cars are all screwed up in the driveway now that i’m home, so i had to drive. she had to go to CVS to get xmas bags and tissue paper, cuz she had coupons. so she spends like 20 minutes picking out some bags, get to the register and the girl says the coupons are for Eckerd LOL. so we left (well my mom bought me sweettarts then we left)…went to eckerd and got some stuff. they dont have the kung-fu hamster anymore ARG…so i don’t know where to go find it once no one gets it for me for xmas, since mom said she didn’t buy it for me. ah well.

then dad wanted me to watch A Christmas Story with him…we have it on video. or he said we had it on video (and we do, it’s in my bedroom LOL)…so he goes downstairs to find the video, comes back up and he’s like…good news and bad news…i’m like ok? he’s like, i can’t find the video… BUT… it’s on tv at 9 LOL. yah cuz the video is in my room hehe…but we watched it on TBS…it’s still a good movie. the best part is the end, at the chinese restaurant LOL.

so anyway…i guess i’m going xmas shopping tomorrow. drive out to the mall. suddenly my list of gifts has grown. now i need to get danielle and eric (BOTH STILL NEVER TOLD ME WHAT THEY WANTED)… my mom, now i have to get aunt carol… and my mom’s godson paul, cuz he got me something. ARG. i don’t know what to get for ANY of them…no one else better be sending me anything, cuz i have no one else on my list. lol.

my house is freezing. arg.

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maybe this is just me, but you know when you’re eating, and u put something in your mouth expecting it to taste one way, and it tastes entirely different…and you’re like EWWWW this is SO nasty, even tho it’s really not. it just seems really nasty cuz it wasn’t what you were expecting…. well yah that just happened to me. I was eating a candycane, and it crumbled all over my keyboard and pants, and made a mess so i got pissed off and threw it out. but then i realized i have another candycane on my desk, so i decided to eat it. i open it, put it in my mouth, and its NOT MINT! Its like…. CHERRY! i almost puked LOL. was TOTALLY not expecting that. oh and now i just dropped it and it crumbled all over my carpet. great.

 

i dont think that this would really come to a shock to anyone. but i’d really like to sit down and have a conversation with bono. and we’d have to be restricted to not talking about u2. i mean i’d do that primarily for my own benefit. because if i was having a conversation with him i’d be tempted to talk about the band, and the music, but i think he’d have far more interesting things to talk about. and i think i could learn alot from him in just 5 minutes talking about…whatever. where ever the conversation led us we’d go. yep.

and bono’s incessant moaning at the end of “hold me thrill me kiss me kill me” is really distracting. yeaah.

 

didnt mention this yesterday. but i had to listen to “do you feel loved” cuz apparently you can hear bono saying “i wont hurt you” a few times in the middle of it. well yeah i always noticed the whispering in the song just never tried to hear what it was, and it sorta sounds like he could be saying that. ok so then i was listening to the live version of the song that i burned onto the end of the NJ elevation show…yep it’s totally “i wont hurt you”…cuz he says it, in normal speaking, not whispering…lovely. hehehhe and now “if you wear that velvet dress” is on with the whole “i want to fuck/suck you” part…yep Pop was the sex cd. i was thinking that, and that made me think about how there are alot of subliminally sexual parts of achtung baby too… like…um…”did i disappoint you, or leave a bad taste in your mouth” lol… ok i’ll stop now. i could keep going, but for fear of embarssing myself by making public my dirty mind… i’ll just stop

 

im having a supersonic hearing day when everything is horrendously loud and irritating me. i think it’s in part due to the insessant rain last night which kept me awake, and then when i actually had fallen asleep, being woken up by everyone i live with 92347 times. i can’t even stand the sound of my typing, i want to rip my head off. i hate this.

i forgot that since my exams are over and i just have my presentation, that i can go sell my books back. i dont need my neuropsych book for my presentation so…danielle wants me to take her to the campus convenience store to spend the rest of her meal plan, so i’ll go on up to sundance and get some book money. except it’s raining…and my car is parked far away. oh well.

 

i wanna say that i loved my professors this semester….dr kirsh is too funny, he challenges me to a game of rock n sock robots LOL…and then dr lynch sends us an email, we had his exam today, and it’s like… “for old times sake, check out this link” awww…and he had a batman watch! dr ballard was too funny cuz she was always forgetting stuff. it used to annoy me, and it still does, but it’s funny. dr lofquist doesn’t count, cuz that class sucked. and then dr allen and dr schneider for research..they are cool, and they told me i wasn’t dumb when dr matlin told me i was too stupid to get into grad school. and dr allen looks like dana carvey LOL.

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well my exam is over. so i consider my semester to be over. the presentation is wednesday, but i don’t really consider that to count. lol. let’s just say my exam today…i missed an entire chapter apparently. about prevention. i dunno. but it sucked. the multiple choice were so hard, cuz they were all from the book. yeah it sucked. the essays i wrote TONS cuz he gives “good effort” points. if you go above and beyond what he asked for in the qs he hands out points. lol. still the first one done, again.

so i got my neuropsych paper back. i really enjoy getting papers back, that are filled with comments such as “you should try to be more consise, and less repetitive well i had to be repetitive cuz i had nothing else to say…you should have done ____and_____ and you should review APA style regulations since apparently it was all wrong” and then i still get a 94!!! lol. and i got my really crappy psychopathology paper back, the one i did wrong and didn’t feel like redoing..yeah I got an 18/20..haha. i got more lovely comments like “this is OK..you should have done this_____and discussed this _____”….hahaha…i rock!

dr kirsh invited me to play rock ‘n sock robots with him today. LOL. i see that he’s in his office so i went to see if our grades were posted (they’re not yet), so I’m like ok, and i leave, and i’m down the hall and i hear him say “but if you want we can play a game of rock n sock robots”…so i laff and turn around and go back to his office, and he’s like, yeah I bought them today and i’m challenging anyone who comes in to a game. LOL. i’m like, nice, but maybe later i have to go take an exam. LOL i feel bad, i should go back and play. hahah.

i wore my glasses to the exam again, cuz it’s raining and i didn’t bring my backpack, and i couldn’t hold them with my notebook and umbrella etc. well i can’t see in them since they’re for close up… so i’m walking and everything is blurry and i can’t see people walking towards me and then i’m talking to various proffs and can’t really see them LOL. oh well.

so my mom calls today, to tell me they’re home from Toronto. this was our conversation
mom: carolyn quit her job!
me: i know.
mom: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME!?!
me: why would i?
mom: well we went to the bakery to see if she was there, and we asked about her and they were like, oh she quit last month.
me: she quit in august.
mom: WELL WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT WHEN SHE SAW US SHE WOULD SAY THAT’S AUNT LAURA AND UNCLE WALT?
me: I NEVER SAID THAT. WHY WOULD I SAY THAT?
mom: YOU SAID IT WHEN I CALLED YOU ON THURSDAY.
me: NO WAY YOU ARE IMAGINING THINGS. YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT, AND I NEVER SAID THAT. YOU JUST ASKED FOR HER EMAIL ADDRESS TO ASK HER ABOUT FLEA MARKETS. YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HER CALLING YOU AUNT LAURA.
mom: YES I DID, YOU MUST HAVE BEEN TUNING ME OUT.
me: whatever you so didn’t say that.
mom: whatever. why did i call you anyway?
me: i dunno.
mom: CAROLYN HENRY
me: what?!?
mom: ZIP CODE
me: what?!?!
mom: CAROLNY HENRY
me: you want carolyn’s zip code?
mom: YES!

LOL…it was insane.

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spent way too long talking to danielle tonight (about 1.5 hrs) about the drama of the evening…

since i spent way too long talking to danielle, i really didn’t start studying til 10:30. yeah. i’ve NEVER been this bad. i read the book material i have to know this afternoon, only about 20 pages total from 5 chapters. that took me FOUR HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then i ate dinner, and came back up at 5:30 to start on my notes. figured i’d get them all done like usual by 12:30 or so. yah, that didn’t happen. spent 2 and a half hours on the first 2 pages of notes cuz i couldn’t concentrate…then the drama…and then talking to danielle. So i spent 3 hours in the kitchen at the table reading my notes, and now i’m going to bed. i got through the chapter on gender and aggression. i read the rest of my notes on altruism and parenting styles, but have to study those tomorrow….ug ug ug ug

 

 

 

hey it’s over!! it was so easy! ok well not EASY…not like course 1 math easy…but…Easier than the other exams in that class. 40 mult choice, 2 essays. i only educated guessed on a few mult choice qs, that i knew was from material in the book which i read yesterday, but just didn’t read carefully enough i guess. the essay’s were easy. one was talk about the GAAM model and how 2 kids could have different reactions to a violent TV show. the other was explain 5 ways to promote self-regulation through discipline of bad behavior or prevention of bad behavior. which was easy too, even if i sorta bullshitted the last one cuz i couldn’t remember. it makes sense LOL. aannnnddd i got a 95 on my peter pan paper which i thought sucked. so i might actually be able to pull off an A now…it all rests on this exam, cuz it’ll be 89/100, 89/100, 95/100 this exam and 4 extra credit points. we’ll see i guess, right now without this exam i have a 92 which is a fucking A- lol. he said grades will be done monday.

now i am sooooo tired. of course it’s really pouring out today too. i took the really extremely long way home from the exam. i didn’t want to go outside for the whole 10 seconds it takes to get from sturges to fraser to check my mailbox. so i went through the bridge between the buildings, which then i had to go down a flight of stairs and backtrack to get to the mail room. then i didn’t want to go outside back to my building, so i went back up the stairs, and all the way through south hall, to get to the door closest to my house. so then all i had to do was cross the street. haha

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i am a frequent reader of this guys blog. it’s called life in prozac park. he’s a gay man who was outed by his exboyfriend to his mother, and is now suffering intolerably by being forced to live with his mother until he gets on his feet again (due to other things, he was pretty much homeless for a while). This guy is fascinating to me. haha i don’t know why. but anyway, he had this quote “Nothing makes the holidays more tolerable then alcohol.” and boy is that true!!! my first holiday being 21, christmas at my dad’s sisters house on christmas day will be nice. they’re alcoholics, and they will give me drinks. they made me a white russian when we visited this summer that was the strongest drink i’ve ever had. i was very nicely buzzed, but was still able to hide it well….i also hadn’t had a drink in months, so that added to it LOL. but the problem is, christmas at their house is actually tolerable, sometimes even fun. i can say that i occasionally enjoy the day spent at their house. however this may all change since my cousin had another baby, so now there are 2 young kids to deal with. i dealt with the first one last year nicely. no one gave me the baby to hold, THANK GOD, and so i’m figuring no one will offer me the new one either. but i think the 1st one, warren, is about 2 or something now, which means hyper and talking and irritating…so i’ll need those white russians.

but then there is christmas with my mom’s family, at my grandparents house where we stay while we visit. that is where i need the alcohol. they have 2 nice little sample bottles of absolute above their TV and every time i go, i think about stealing them and drinking them and replacing them with water so they’ll never know i drank them. i would probably have alot of fun at their house if i could pass the time in a drunken haze. maybe this year will be different since i am 21 now, and my grandpa has apparently turned into an alcoholic now. he was an alcoholic, and then he quit long ago i guess, but recently he’s been drinking every night or something. i dunno, but i guess my mom is concerned. i don’t see why…he’s like..75 or something, he’s had a stroke and like 25 heart attacks (no lie)…he only uses 20% of his heart because it’s so damaged. he never knew he had any of the heart attacks until the last one that was bad, and he went to the hospital for. so he’s going to die soon, why not let him get drunk….i mean, she lived with him when he was an alcoholic, so she’d know what he’s like drunk…i guess he’s an asshole (lol he’s an asshole anyway lol)….but still HES OLD!! let him do what he wants. ANYWAY the point of this was, that since he’s drinking again, maybe he’ll offer some to me. That won’t go over good though, this will be what happens:
grandpa: sara, want some whiskey?
me: yes that’d be great.
mom: no.
grandpa: come on, sar-car-laura. she can have some, she’s 21 now
me: yah i can deal
mom: no, she doesn’t need to be drinking.
grandpa: GODDAMN IT LET HER HAVE SOME ALCOHOL!
me: yeah, let me have some.
mom: NO GODDAMN IT ITS CHRISTMAS AND SHE DOESNT NEED ANY ALCOHOL!
grandpa: GODDAMN IT SHE’S MY GRANDDAUGHTER AND I SAID SHE CAN HAVE SOME.
mom: SHES MY DAUGHTER! SHE DOESNT NEED TO BE DRINKING
dad: *looks on without saying anything*
me: whatever *sulks*
grandma: *hands me some coffee with a bunch of alcohol in it* (lol ok that wouldn’t happen)
continued argument between grandpa and mother about me drinking, and then me getting a lecture from grandpa about how its ok to drink as long as it doesn’t get out of hand. and then later my mom yelling at me for even thinking about having a drink at their house…grandpa flying off the handle and creating a big scene, with other family members jumping in until no one is speaking for the rest of the night. and maybe insert me and someone like Carol fleeing from the house, to a restaurant or something, and me being able to drink anyway

lol

 

 

i haven’t been out of the house in 2 days. so i didn’t know what to expect in regards to the weather today. i decide to go turn in my journal, and figuring it’s cold out since it has been lately, i put on my heavy coat. i walk outside and it’s warm! so i go turn in my journal, and walk out of the building, and of course, it’s raining now! so here i am, it’s warm out, i have my winter coat on, and it’s raining. so now i’m sweating to death cuz its humid and i was all hot in my coat…blah.

yet another person is amazed by my xmas card:
amanda: LOL…your Christmas card is AWESOME!
sara: LOL
sara: YAY you liked it!!!
amanda: did you send the same one to everyone?
sara: yes
sara: only 3 ppl will fully appreciate it
sara: and i’m glad u did lol
amanda: its great
sara: lol
amanda: I was going “I GOT THE CARD!! I GOT THE CARD!!” when I went to my mialbox
amanda: and my friends were like “lemme see”
sara: LOL
amanda: and they all went “ummm…ok”
sara: LOL
amanda: then I went “You dont understand! this is the greatest card ever!” and they went “riiight”
sara: HAHA

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so far 3 people got my xmas card today. after everyone tells me how great it is , i’ll post it online for everyone else’s viewing pleasure. so far i’ve gotten.
1. it’s so cute even if it is predictable
2. omg it’s so hysterical, i was laughing so hard at the ______ and then the inside part ______ i almost fell off my chair, and my favourite part was the ______ thank you for making my day!! (from one of the only people who will FULLY appreciate my card)
3. carolyn: i got this adorable card in the mail today
carolyn: i think shes related to bono
carolyn: or married to him
carolyn: or something
sara: ooo?
carolyn: yeah cuz usually
carolyn: you only send out xmas cards with photos on em of family
carolyn: and hers is covered with bono
sara: hmm thats cool

hehehe

 

 

the most annoying thing in the world is waking up at 8 am to people hammering on your house. and then trying to sleep through it til 11. and then as soon as you get out of bed, they stop.

i’m going to shoot someone lol.

jan 22 jan 22 jan 22….all the new NIN stuff!! i sooooo cannot wait. i watched the dvd trailer again…aaaah cannot wait cannot wait!!! and then i watched the trailer for the bonus cd with new stuff on it, ahhh…..i think i’m the only nin fan who would die to hear a whole album of trent playing piano LOL

 

 

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another brilliant jem: from APs 10 essential albums to leave off your holiday shopping list.
“Nickelback – these canadian hacks have inexplicably risen to the top of the charts by sounding just like Creed. Frankly, one Creed was more than enough, seeing as though we already have Pearl Jam.”

hahahahahaha that made my night.

 

quote of the day: regarding the new album “i think it will make people want to have sex – or maybe not, if you picture me in mind” – marilyn manson

LOL

 

never fails… i get THE best emails “WATCH ME DRINK A GALLON OF CUM!” LOL

 

 

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i love trent reznor. the world needs more trent reznors. just watched this getmusic.com 6 part interview with him, talking about sept11th, and his current life, and music etc….and he is just brilliant. god. he is just so great. LOL. i have no words to talk about him. i’d die just for the chance to sit down and talk to him…..the guy interviewing him looked like that gay home interior guy who has a show on HGtv… LOL. the guy was gay too, but it’s not the same guy…brother maybe, they looked so alike lol. and trent has femmiest mannerisms when it comes to his hair. like, he could be talking and using his hands to demonstrate a point, and he screams heterosexual, but then when it comes to touching his hair, to move it out of his face or what not…. FEMMY!!!! totally femmy. it’s so funny. and his lips….omg. *dies* trent sorta has dimples…did you know that? no cuz he never smiles LOL. but sometimes he was talking and you could clearly see dimples…..is it bad that when he talks i stare at his lips? hahahah

i cant WAIT to go to new orleans lol.

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“I’m not his sister, I’m just his bitch.” – Adrienne to the McDonalds worker

Eric: “What is beyond ass pants?”
Sara: “Sausage casing.”

“I have 8 dollars.” – Sara

“Inside voices!” – Danielle

“Oh, shit, border guards, act sober!” – Danielle

“That is so cool!” – Adrienne

“It’s all hairy now, my goo.” – Sara

“I have the incredible urge to lick the ceiling.” – Danielle

“What’s this? A rhino-se-saur?” – Adrienne

Sara: “I’m so dehydrated.”
Eric: “How can you be dehydrated with all this snow?”

“I have tears running down my face but Eric ate sperm.” – Adrienne

“You gots no moneys?” – Sara

“Your face is like nothing I have ever seen before.” (In an Apu voice) – Foreign boy to Danielle at the dance club

“I swear to god, if Stork sits behind me, and Stinky Perfume Girl sits in front of me at the exam I’m going to have a caniption!” – Sara

“If you want to be a plumber, you don’t learn air conditioning.” – Sara

Amanda: My industrial monks cd is cool. They rap in latin.
Eric (rapping): E plurbis unim.

Eric: Your hair could grow at exponential rates.
Adrienne: Yeah, I cut it every day.

“Biron is like Hasek, just hotter.” – Danielle

“What, he can’t multi-task?” – Sara (in response to her IM window being buried on Eric’s screen and him not replying forever)

“I want to go home and play with my towel.” – Danielle

Sara: “It smells like cologne”
Danielle: “It smells like Jay”
Adrienne: “I didn’t notice before. It smells good! It smells good on this end, but bad on the other end.”

“I’m not an orgy virgin.” – Adrienne

“Smell your towel.” – Sara

“Brrr. Cold, Cold, Cold.” – Danielle

“I can’t sit there or my ass will get all pilly.” – Sara

“Jesus. Two hours is a long time, I think I would die.” – Sara (hint: axl rose)

“I don’t know. Maybe he wanted to be comfortable while he got his penis sanded.” – Sara

“Michael, you can’t be intimidating with a plastic face.” – Danielle.

Danielle: “*whine* I can’t find my sooooock?”
Sara: “What are you crying about?”
Danielle: “*whine* I lost my sock, it was on and now it’s not.”
(she changed her pants and somehow lost her sock)

“He was going down on the wood” – Carolyn

“He’s fucking in the wrong place.” – Danielle

“the tight snach caused the death of a virgin” – Sara – describing names of mixed drinks

Sara: “He’s fucking in the wrong place.”
Danielle: “Shove it in”
Adrienne: “oh oh oh” (no this conversation was not about sex)

Danielle: “what the fuck, hell, heck, is that?!”
Sara: “Nice one.”
Danielle: “God what is wrong with me?!”

Eric: “woah!”
Us: “what?”
Eric: “I just looked at the shadow of my hair.”

Danielle: “I asked him about his puppy.”
Adrienne: “It’d probably be a dog now.”

“If I was single I’d be a lethal weapon.” – Eric

Eric: “I don’t wish ill will on anybody”
Us: *blank stares*
Eric: “Ok I guess I do, but not my friends.”

Danielle: “there’s fingerprints on paige.”
Sara: “why? are you caressing his picture?”
Danielle: “No i just had the urge to touch it.”
Sara: “so you are caressing it.”
Danielle: “no i just wanted to touch it.”
Sara: “why?”
Danielle: *whine* “i don’t know. I just had the urge to touch it and now there are smudges on his stomach.”
Sara: “that’s going on the site.”
Danielle: *whine* “noooooo! nooooo! I sound like a psycho stalker. I promise i wont hurt him!”

Danielle: “is it weird i used ‘entity’ in a sentence?”
Sara: *laughs* “yes!”
Danielle: “i’m so weeeeiiiird! i’m such a freeeeaak! What’s wrong with me?!?!?! “

Danielle: “normal people don’t use ‘entities’ when they’re chatting”

“People’s genitalia don’t pop in my head in the middle of the day!” – Danielle

Sara: “That’s going on the site.”
Danielle: “why am i always on the site?!”
Sara: “cuz you’re funny.”
Danielle: “i know.”

“I’m drooling….and i can’t stop….oh and now i’m crying. i’m in need of some serious psychiatric help.” – Danielle

“Cuz they’re on me!” – sara

“He bent him all the way over!!” – danielle

“If you were an ATP pump, imagine how shitty your life would be.” – Danielle

“If i’m having a heart attack I go to the hospital. if i have heart burn i take antacid.” – Sara (once again, another quote like the aircondition/plumber one that danielle thought was funny, and made me put on the site. even tho it’s really not funny unless, apparently, you heard the way Sara said it….and since it’s in type…i don’t see the point of putting it up, but WHATEVER)

“…so it’s decided we’re going to toronto on saturday afternoon, until tuesday afternoon. unless it’s blizzarding. and yes that is a verb. it’s a verb if you live in buffalo.” – Sara in her blog

Eric: What’s the opposite of elevated?
Sara: Um…the downward spiral?

Eric: The sermon on the mount. *mutters quietly* I actually don’t even know what that was.
Sara: I think I was there.

Thursday, July 31


eric: what’s taking so long for our food
sara: they’re killing the cow, er the chicken
eric: they’re choking the chicken
*all laugh*
adrienne: yeah that’s what your savory cheese sauce is made out of
posted by sara 3:54 PM

Sunday, December 22


“that’s not a web, that’s just a mess.” – adrienne
posted by sara 12:45 PM

Friday, November 22


*sara, eric and adrienne rubberneck past an accident on the highway – over turned tractor trailer*
adrienne: it looks like there’s something trapped under the truck.
eric: well it’s a lumber truck, the lumber is all over, which makes it look cooler.
posted by sara 12:51 AM

Sunday, October 20


eric: she was mackin me pretty hardcore
eric: hehe
carolyn: WHOA
carolyn: she was macking you
carolyn: slut
posted by sara 8:44 PM

Thursday, October 17


vacant enigma: easier to say
WooPopRIT: hah ayeha
vacant enigma: toomany syllables
vacant enigma: esp when drunk hehe
WooPopRIT: one syllable instead of 4
WooPopRIT: hehe
vacant enigma: lol
WooPopRIT: ok 43
posted by sara 11:57 PM

Friday, September 13


this was a long time coming. i’m lazy. it’s from my birthday dinner, june 28th.


about eric – “no i don’t think he can – he’s gonna put a hole in it”

i forget if i said that or adrienne said that. haha

thursday, november 15

eric: whyd you think I was rippin ya off or something? 🙂
sara: yes, like always 🙂
sara: cuz i’m the trendsetter
eric: haha
sara: 🙂 we know it’s true
eric: nah, I totally didnt even see yours till I went back
eric: hehe
sara: keep tellin urself that
sara: it was all subconscious
eric: but yeah usually, you think of these things
sara: lol
eric: the comments were cool
sara: as long as you recognize the fact i’m great it’s ok
eric: hehehe
sara: 🙂
sara: i’m having an ego moment, i appologize
posted by sara @ 6:01 PM

wednesday, november 14

danielle: mostare balads is awsome

adrienne: hey, i’m making up my own career, you can too LOL

sara: EW
sara: someone with a pumpkin stem up their ass
sara: fucking a pumpkin
sara: lol
adrienne: omg NASTY
sara: lol
adrienne: haha
sara: and now someone with their penis in the same pumpkins mouth
sara: haha
adrienne: so its a jackolantern? wonderful
sara: oh yeah
sara: its carved LOL
adrienne: hahah
sara: lol
adrienne: well of course its carved… duh HAHA
sara: lol
sara: well i mean opposed to someone fucking a non carved pumpkin
adrienne: why else would u fuck a pumpkin?
sara: lolol

danielle: OMG
sara: ?
danielle: i just say these 2 pics of bobby
danielle: one of him playing and the ad for his drunm sticks
sara: uhhuh
danielle: and he has a silver thumb ring (band) on his left thumb
danielle: totally like me
sara: lol ok
danielle: and i did it WAY befre it was “kool”
sara: LOL
danielle: he just wants to be like me\
sara: u trend setter u!

 

wednesday, november 28


danielle: i just think its like ‘your face is like nothing ive ever seen before”….mulitiplied by the creepy factor a trillion billion times
danielle: lol
sara: hahah
posted by sara @ 12:08 AM


danielle: if you were at a guys house and you were getting it on and he put in that song
danielle: wouldnt you be scared
sara: um no
sara: LOL
danielle: id be liek wtf is wrong with you
danielle: “i want to fuck you liek an animal”
danielle: that wouldnt scare you
sara: hahah nope
danielle: id run like hell
danielle: lol
sara: LOL
danielle: i mean i understand why pple would pick it i gues…cuz its obvoiusly super sexual….
danielle: but scary
danielle: very scary
sara: its only scary to u lol
danielle: i was proud of myself that i knew what song that was
danielle: “i want to fuckyou like na animal”
danielle: i want to feel you from the inside?
sara: i wanna feel u from the inside
danielle: is that right
danielle: ooo im good
sara: lol
danielle: arent you proud
sara: you get me closer to god
danielle: ok so that part isnt bad
danielle: its kinda cute
sara: yeah
danielle: like if i was having sex and the guy was like you brought me closer to god…
danielle: i would think it was cute
danielle: weird but cute
danielle: but I want to fuck you like an animal
danielle: is just plain creepy
sara: hahahahah
danielle: and the i want to feel you from the inside
danielle: thats a little scetchy too
sara: hahah
posted by sara @ 12:05 AM

monday, november 26


eric’s funny survey responses:
22. Are you trendy? I WEAR TRENDY FUCK PANTS!!!!
25. Who is your idol? Billy.

tuesday, december 4


adrienne: so does he have a totoo?
sara: no
sara: larry does
sara: and so does Dorthey in Oz
posted by sara @ 6:32 PM


danielle: i want to know if you think he was doing wha ti think he was doing
adrienne: WTF… he was touching you and moving his hand or the hand was nder the tanle moving??
sara: nice typos
danielle: NO
carolyn: rofl
adrienne: shut up
adrienne: LOL
danielle: he wasnt touching ME
sara:
carolyn: i so dont get this
carolyn: he didnt touch you
danielle: no
carolyn: so whats the story?
carolyn: hes just fidgety
danielle: he was sitting across from me
adrienne: ok.. so it was like he was wacking off???
carolyn: OMG HE WACKED OFF
sara: hahahaha
carolyn: I THINK YOU WOULD NOTICE STICKY PANTS
….
danielle: well i wasnt going to be like hey andy are you masturbating
danielle: so wtf was he doing then
adrienne: LOL no.. HAHA
danielle: cuz really i would like an alternative idea
sara: hahahahahah
sara: CRABS
adrienne: dunno.. besides itching.. HAHA
danielle: cuz thats really what it looked like
sara: CRABS CRABS
carolyn: wtf would this guy be like doing the fiveknuckleshuffle in a library
carolyn: thats so wrong
sara: he says he fucks alot
sara: so hes got crabs
adrienne: its kinda weird any way you look at it
sara: fiveknuckle suffel in the library
danielle: yea i kno
adrienne: LMAO
danielle: lmao
sara: some kid wacked off in church and then they had to stand and shake hands
adrienne: OMG
carolyn: THATS SO GREAT
danielle: lmao that is sooo gross
….
danielle: ok so in the lib i should have benn like hey i have a few qs….
carolyn: if this guy can keep his erection in his pants
carolyn: and wack off
adrienne: you can kinda tell…. just dont get caught looking HAHA
danielle: 1. did you just whip out yoru dick
carolyn: the either has no penis to speak of
danielle: 2. are you hands in your pants
sara: ROFL
adrienne: HAHA
danielle: 3. are you masturbating
adrienne: ROFL
carolyn: or he has way too much practice
danielle: and by the way how big is yoru dick
adrienne: HAHAH
sara: i’d go for the too much pratcie bit
danielle: yea
sara: lol

thursday, december 13


adrienne: when some one was taking the exam today.. they had male exam…. and the penis FELL OFF when they were palpating ROFLMAO
sara: hahahahahahahahah
adrienne: she was like “i dont think thats normal”
adrienne: hahahhahahhahah
sara: its like, a pretend dummy or something?
adrienne: yeah… we call it totum pole man… its just a square with an atachable penis and scrotums (you can pick different scrotums with different problems) LMAO you;d laff sooo hard at this thing
sara: ROFLMAO OMG
adrienne: we also have a “dial a prostate”
adrienne: LMAO
sara: OMG ROFL
posted by sara @ 5:56 PM


regarding adrienne’s exam the next day
adrienne: but its oral, so i’ll feel sooo dumb HAHAH
sara: oooh
sara: ROFL
sara: oral
adrienne: YES ORAL
adrienne: lol
sara: hahah
sara: no comment 😉
adrienne: 😛 ok….
sara: hahahah
adrienne: it would be even funnier if you knew what it was on ROFL
sara: ooooooh LOL
sara: penises?
adrienne: hahaha
sara: hah
adrienne: yup… thats part of it…
adrienne: also vaginas and rectums
sara: hahahaha
sara: that is too appropriate
adrienne: i kno hahah
sara: hahahah
adrienne: LMAO
posted by sara @ 5:52 PM

tuesday, december 11


Sara: YOU WERE WEARING GAP CLOTHES!!!!! AHHHHHHHH ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!
posted by sara @ 11:01 AM

sunday, december 9


sara: did u see the pics from his (eric’s) party last night, eric’s wearing a bra
adrienne: OMG hahahahah
sara: LOL

friday, february 1


*sound suddenly goes off the tv*
mary: did you turn the vcr off?
adrienne: haha i thought i went deaf!

saturday, february 9


danielle: what’s bono’s real name?
sara: paul
danielle: *laughing* HOW DORKY
sara: that’s what you said the last time you asked me.
danielle: what’s edge’s real name
sara: david
danielle: that’s not too bad
sara: well i would hope so, it’s your brothers name
danielle: i always hated his name. i was always like, you got such a shitty name. but it’s grown on me.
posted by sara @ 1:22 PM

friday, february 8


danielle: when you’re pissed off nothing makes you feel better than “Fucking whore!!”
posted by sara @ 8:54 PM

wednesday, february 6


danielle: thats it
danielle: im going
danielle: my house
danielle: i can pee when i want to

thursday, february 14


*on tv* melissa to roy: “judas”
danielle: poor roy.
sara: he’s gonna feel really bad when she gets the stigmata
posted by sara @ 11:02 PM

sunday, february 10


sara: and from there i got the html page of the mov, and from that the url of the mov 🙂 i am god
eric: haha rockin

wednesday, february 20


sara: considering we just established how boring we are, it’s nice to have someone think i’m interesting LOL
eric: there ya go!
sara: hahah
eric: I’ll get that in class very rarely
eric: someones like, youre interesting, Im like, well, hang around a little longer, you’ll get over that 🙂
sara: ROFL
posted by sara @ 2:38 PM

sunday, february 17


“you can’t lisp if you have no tongue!” – danielle

thursday, february 28


eric: what are the lyrics in your profile>?
sara: u mean u dont know?!
eric: not at the moment
sara: hahahahah
eric: Im gonna kick myself, but
sara: but…
sara: what was ur guess
eric: no clue
sara: ooh
sara: its econoline
sara: its digging the heroine
eric: I just listened to that today too
sara: LOL
sara: its a rare day
sara: hahah u dont know lyrics!
eric: haha I know
eric: hehe
eric: revoke my membership for today
posted by sara @ 10:39 PM

wednesday, february 27


danielle: how do you function being straight edge!!
posted by sara @ 10:33 AM

tuesday, february 26


danielle: we are so sad
sara: why?
danielle: not only do we check eachother’s blogs like 5 times a day, and read all the comments, but we have long drawn out conversations through blogger comments. and we comment as famous people, and we respond to them… like I responded to JP. how sad are we!?!?!
sara: hahahahahahahaha i know!!!!

saturday, march 9


sara: go to ur house?
eric: good 🙂
sara: or marys
eric: yah
sara: which one lol
posted by sara @ 1:00 PM

thursday, march 7


danielle: they could totally prompoote the new korn cd piggy back
danielle: *promote
sara: lol
sara: lololol
danielle: prompoote? wtf is that? those arent even the right letters
danielle: preom poote
danielle: that was great
sara: lol
danielle: prom poote
danielle: wtf is that????
sara: hahahah

sunday, march 17


retro quote
the scene: townhouse party. danielle, muhammed, sara and others are staring at the painting on the wall.

danielle: it’s scary. it’s got three eyes. it’s like that tool song…what’s it called?
sara: third eye?!?!
danielle: ahh yeah that’s it!!

 

wednesday, april 3


danielle: noooo he’s getting his porn mustache back!
sara: nooo
danielle: it’s back!!!
posted by sara @ 7:41 PM

sunday, march 31


sara: Well Il’l take that off my list – no sex with Mary and Eric
eric: Well there are exceptions to every rule

wednesday, june 19


eric: that girl did not need to be drawing attention to her ass. and she had a wedgie. why is that in style anyway?
sara: wedgies are in style?

sunday, june 23


eric and sara: discussing kids identifying with papa roach and rap rock bands
*big pause*
eric: but trent is still god. no matter what anyone says.

thursday, august 1


playing pool
eric: dude, it’s a stop light!!
posted by sara @ 11:22 PM


adrienne: danielle, i’ll see you in the toilet bowl

wednesday, august 28


eric – do you think that we’re cool enough that people talk about us
sara & adrienne – no
eric – yeah me neither

sunday, october 20

eric: she was mackin me pretty hardcore
eric: hehe
carolyn: WHOA
carolyn: she was macking you
carolyn: slut

tuesday, january 1


carolyn: now i know what sperm feel like
posted by sara @ 2:03 AM

sunday, december 30


adrienne: i can’t eat ketchup
danielle: hysterically laffing
adrienne: you’re thinking about steve heinze arent you?
danielle: still laffing, nodding yes
adrienne: i cant eat ketchup after eating all the pickles

later

adrienne: danielle can eat ketchup even if she doesn’t like it

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