and i have to apologize again but i love america’s next top model, and i love tyra. and i want AJ hair, getting mine cut tomorrow. sadly, it’s been cut like that before and never looks like that. her photo was amazing tho. /me likes her. is the show always on wednesdays? if so, goodie for me. hahahah
ug…why mess with a good thing. put the old sabretooth in a new jersey and be done with it. at least they didn’t change his appearance any other way. ug.
hahah sabretooth parody of mary tyler moore: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9jhqBHN9Qg
sabretooth parody of hard day’s night: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxn1eHvbGII
all we need is the mastercard parody that was played at the playoff games. so great! so mad i hit the wrong button and didn’t save my pic with the old sabretooth on my phone.
to canadians – please tell me why the age of consent for straight couples and lesbian couples is 14, but for gay men, it’s 18…
yesterday brough the buffalo brewfest at central terminal. for the most part it was a pretty good event, and we shoud get a nice chunk of money. the place was packed – apparently only designed to hold 3500, i’d say there were that many or more. 3000 tickets were presold, and they had to turn about 200 people away at the door. it was strange to have to walk through the mass of humanity to get to the other side of the concourse. when you’re used to it being empty…it was almost too crowded, and i was gonna get concert mentality and start throwing elbows if i had to keep walking around. there weren’t any drunken fights or any major problems – only us having to chase people out of the dark baggage cart area and waiting room, where they decided to take a piss on our floor. not happy.
after the event a bunch of us went out to dinner, had a good time. talked about religion with a nice mix of people with various views on it. and no one killed eachother. haha
next week is oktoberfest but i’ll be at eric’s wedding. too bad it’s in the finger lakes area or i could try to make both. adrienne will be in friday morning, i’m sure i’ll need help with my costume. i cut it all out yesterday but it took me like 3 hours and kitty wrecked one of the patterns so i wasn’t in the mood haha. i’m bored to tears at the moment though.
the slug
the new jerseys….they look black, white and yellow. bumblebee ish. and the logo is still terrible. and if that is the best from 80 logos they had to choose from, i’d hate to see the others.
so so so so terrible. the jerseys don’t match the pants. orange socks, wtf…sure the old jerseys look dated, but there were nice redesigns of the old logo on the web 3 years ago. you can’t tell me “When your old logo is such an icon, it’s hard to redo it” http://www.newblueandgold.com/…he certainly had no problem redoing it. ooo he updated the page with info from this year. gah his design was so great!
and apparently along with the color change, there is a new sabretooth… GAH!!! nooooo a blue and yellow sabretooth?!!?!?! how terrible!
found at last!
FINALLY! I found my favourite music video ever on youtube. omg it’s so fabulous. must find my post about it in the archives…
march 2, 2003
i have found the be all and end all, best video ever made. by Greg Hihn called “Jeopardy”. Yes this is the song Weird Al parodied as “I lost on Jeopardy”. Funny thing is, that sounds like what he is saying in the real song to begin with. This is the video: bride gets out of a limo and runs into a church as if she’s late for her wedding. groom (greg) is standing around nervous. they start the ceremony and greg gets more nervous. he looks behind him to see a couple chained together with handcuffs. he looks behind again, and their hands have melted into one hand. he looks behind him again and…something…coming from their hips are attached together…couldn’t figure out what they were. just big growths of skin i guess. then the priest wants him to put the ring on the bride’s finger, so he does, and lifts the veil. there is his pretty bride who SUDDENLY turns into a screaming skeleton. the church flashes green, and greg runs down the aisle. but wait!! the church is posessed, and a big worm like creature – much like the sand worms in Beetlejuice – bursts out of the floor and wraps itself around greg and pulls him back to the altar. he tries to hold on to a pew, but the pew was poorly constructed and a piece of wood rips off in his hand as he is being dragged by the worm creature. the worm pulls him back to the altar, and he starts stabbing the worm creature with the piece of pew wood. the worm creature starts to spew slime on the groom. then suddenly the worm creature is gone, and greg plays air guitar for all the wedding guests on the pew wood. then it shows greg and his bride leaving the church, having rice thrown at them, and getting into the limo…which is really a HERSE!…from there the camera pans back to show a projector showing this adventure on the wall to…the bride and groom as skeletons!!!!!! oh and the end was something about greg stealing the bottle of champagne and running away into his car, just as another bride is running out of the church. so he goes and picks her up and they drive away. and his license plate says “lips” on it.
dan arrived around 5 after going the wrong way and ending up at the zoo hahahaha. he could have stopped at adr2s house for directions haha. anyway. we went for steak at the steakhouse at fallsview in canada. it was ok. after eating at my casino’s steakhouse everything else just drops many many levels. came back home and chilled with the tv and made him have some absinthe..so there may be about 1/4th of the bottle left hahaha. i had a glass. it’s still wretched. LOL
i decided to try and sew myself a halloween costume – a can can girl from moulin rouge. my mom took me to get material last night, and my attempts to figure out how to cut it failed. i measured myself and my measurements made me size 16 and just none of it made sense…hahaha. mom came over today to look at it all and i think it’s figured out. at least the size to cut is figured out…me actually sewing it will be a different story.
don’t know whats up for tomorrow. there will be no exploring with difficult access for me, but we’ll see. anything with easy entry is fair game. i feel pretty much normal, but climbing or anything hard will hurt. it still hurts to laugh alot or to sneeze and cough. but it feels much better even from 2 days ago. i can roll over in bed without being in excruciating pain. that’s good. i go see the dr again on tuesday, and i imagine i’ll be cleared to go back to work. so i’ll pretty much get a whole 4 days of disability pay. whatever.
still laughing about from the geico spoof on daily show last night
oh dear god, the bush speech/little richard geico commercial spoof on daily show tonight, so hilarious. god bless jon stewart. so need that on file. it hurts to laugh but omg…so great.
cassie had to cancel the trip up here this weekend 🙁 🙁 but dan/ will be here tomorrow sometime. he’ll get to see the wounds in person instead of relying on the picture haha.
oh my, lewis black on baby Suri…”apparently they live in the sears portrait studio” LOL god bless lewis black too.
is it really necessary to rerelease Star Wars for the 14th time? i think that everyone who could possibly want the star wars movies probably has them by now. and bonus feature – the original theatrical release version. if that is considered the bonus material, than what the hell version of the movie is on the “regular” part of the dvd? now we all know my feelings on star wars (waste of time), but seriously, is there a market for yet another release of star wars on dvd? same with lord of the rings, i saw a whole new release (it seemed from the display) of the lord of the rings trilogy…if you didn’t buy the first 3 releases, then you probably won’t by this one either, i’d think. i just don’t get it…
oh daily show how i missed you the last 2 weeks. what a perfect day to return from reruns. thank you for coming back for the 2nd half of my recovery
(about humane hunting on tv becoming the nascar of hunting)
isn’t nascar already the nascar of hunting?
LOL
why is the “flintstones viva rock vegas” movie on sci fi channel?
i have a ticket for aerosmith/motley crue tomorrow. i so want to go but i can’t drive, and while i could find someone to come get me before the show, getting home would be the problem cuz everyone else will be drunk. and i don’t really want to bother any of them to come all the way out here to get me and take me home. everyone lives way out that way, i’m the only one “up north”.