i somewhat randomly decided to go to canada to check out the stripper shoe store i saw when amira and i were…um…in canada, to see if they had any gothboots. so off to canada, and why on earth does everything in canada close at 5. sheesh. went to the outlets to urban behaviour, they had a cool corset that sorta fit, but i didn’t buy it cuz again, not comfortable wearing it. i decided to drive around and try to find the penn center, went through st catherines downtown which is actually sorta cute. finally found the penn center (after driving by it twice) and shopped around. bought some eyeshadow from another mac-like cosmetic counter. seriously, it HAS to be the same stuff mac sells, it all looks exactly the same.
anyway…on the way home, rainbow bridge, the customs guy asks to see the trunk. fuck. i have all the stuff that jasen gave me from his basement in my trunk still. fuck fuck fuck. first the guy couldn’t fathom that someone might actually go and shop by themselves. he was convinced i knew someone there and went shopping with them. um no, SOME people can actually handle doing things by themselves. then the trunk he was like, what is all this stuff, and i’m like…i have no idea really haha. i knew i was so totally done. so i got pulled over, and not just pulled over and searched in the parking space, but i had to drive my car into this little garage thing, and they closed me in there. i had to sit in this little room and they took my cell phone away, and they searched my car. i wasn’t really nervous cuz i didn’t do anything wrong, but really. i have no idea what was in my trunk hahah. what if jasen really had found uranium in his basement and it was in the box in my trunk. and all i could think of was jasen getting body cavity searched haha. thankfully, there was none of that. it didn’t take long, i just think they took a closer look in the trunk, looked through the back seat, and were done. they didn’t really say anything to me or ask me anything except why would i go shopping by myself in canada (they asked me again haha). oh they did ask me about work, and if i had my gaming license, tho i don’t know why that would matter. i didn’t have it and he didn’t press the issue.
so if i wasn’t already, i’m sure that i’m now on an FBI list of subversives. gotta remember to take that stuff out of my trunk before i go to canada again. we joked about it last friday. who knew it would happen. damn george bush. damn terrorists.