dream: i was watching some show on tv that apparently was about grammy performances. that and really slutty costumes. they were showing britney spears doing some song that i guess i knew, and had this really slutty outfit on, but it really just looked like a bathing suit with a garter belt and stockings. so she finishes and suddenly i’m AT the show. backstage. so i see her come off the stage, and then next up to perform was michael jackson. he was doing “childhood” but as i’m trying to watch from the side lines, and from behind these sheer curtains so i could only sort of see, i totally didn’t recognize the song at all. i thought, wow it has been a long long time since i listened to this. so i’m trying to watch him, and britney is so excited about him performing that she goes back onstage behind him and starts dancing around. the light guys put a spotlight on her, and mj is pretty much in the dark. so i think, oh no he’s going to be soooo pissed that someone stole the spotlight from him. but britney doesn’t stay long, and mj finishes the song, and there are 3 children on stage with him. he leaves the stage and goes wherever…to the special jackson waiting area, but he forgot one of the kids, a baby. apparently HIS baby, blanket. so i pick him up and i’m carrying him around trying to figure out how to get him to one of the jacksons. i’m talking to some people back stage, and they all said i had no chance of even getting near the jackson waiting area cuz they had so much security. but what else am i gonna do with this baby? so i walk back toward their waiting area, and i walk right in, there is no security anywhere. i see janet walking toward me so i tell her i have blanket cuz mj left him on stage when he left. so she takes the baby from me, and i walk back into the heart of the waiting area and all the jackson brothers are there. the walls are all decorated with their albums and gold records etc. i take a quick look and say hi and i go to leave through this sort of lobby area to their waiting area, and janet and michael are sitting on this couch and janet is holding the baby. so i say hi and go to leave and mj grabs me and pulls me toward him sorta violently. he says “you’re not going to tell anyone you were back here right? it’s not going to end up on some nine inch nails website is it?” and he’s all sinister and his eyes are sort of small and all i can think of is “yeah he totally got his eyes done, cuz now they are way bigger” – since this was a tv show i was watching of past grammy performances, i guess i had travelled back in time to be backstage during this show. mj has abnormally hairy arms. so i tell him that i promise i wont tell anyone, and he let me go and i left.
wtf.