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text from the god pamphlet:

Stanley Cup Trivia. Answers inside!
1. Which team won the Stanley Cup in 1986?
2. Which team won the Stanley Cup in 1996?
3. Which team won the Stanley Cup in 2004?
4. Which team won the Stanley Cup in 2005?
5. Which team lost the Stanley Cup in 2005?
6. Which teams played in the Stanley Cup finals in 2006?

Answer: Who cares????

The truth is it really doesn’t matter. Every young hockey player dreams of winning the Stanley Cup. Yet those who win this trophy have to return it the next season. The only thing that matters to the team that one last year’s cup is the fact that they’re out of the playoffs this year. Fame is fleeting.

Many in the city of Buffalo think our very peace and happiness hinges on whether or not the Sabres win the cup this year. They think that our image and our outlook on life will miraculously change if we were to win a national championship. Most in Buffalo are totally captivated by these games, glued to their television. Yet a Stanley Cup will not save one single soul.

The truth is you do need a Savior – however, it is not found in the Sabres.

From God’s point of view, hockey has become an idol to many people. Idolatry is one of the most serious sins in God’s eyes, and the Bible says that no idolater can enter heaven. (See 1st Corinthians 6:9). The 1st Commandment says, “Thou shalt have no other gods before me.” (Exodus 20:3).

Anything you love more than God is an idol. God demands that He come first. Would you rather be at a hockey game than in church? Do you love the Sabres more than God? If yes, then by God’s standards, you are an idolater. It’s called hockey idolatry and it consumes most of Buffalo.

Idolator or not, the Bible says if you break one commandment, you’ve broken them all. God says if you lied, even once in your life, you’d be a liar. Ever stolen? (If yes, you’d be a thief.) Ever used God’s name in vain? (That’s blasphemy.) Ever looked at a person with lust? (Jesus said you committed adultery in your heart.) Had sex outside of marriage? (Then you would be a fornicator.) Been drunk? (That would make you a drunkard.) Ever hated someone? (The Bible says that would make you a murder.)

The bible says, “it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment” (Hebrews 9:27) What are you going to do on the day of Judgment? Will you be guilty or innocent the day you have to face a holy, perfect God? In other words, Heaven or Hell?

Be honest – you know you’ll be guilty on Judgment day, the day when all of your sins are displayed on God’s “Jumbo-tron” for all the world to see. God gave you a conscience – you know right from wrong. If you are honest, you know God will punish your sin and send you to Hell.

Our lives are like a Game 7, sudden-death overtime. Not only will your life end, it could end at any moment. Only in life, there is no next season.

Telling God you are sorry isn’t enough. And telling him you went to church and got baptized is like saying you’ll save yourself instead. If you could earn Heaven by good words, Jesus didn’t need to die.

The Bible says, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish” (Luke 13:3). You must repent and be willing to turn from your sin, and put your faith and trust in Jesus Christ to save you. Jesus Christ is God in a human jersey. “For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord” (Romans 6:23).

The Bible says, “For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.” (Romans 10:13). Cry out to the Lord Jesus Christ to save you, to set you free from this sin-cursed world, and to give you a new heart that wants to love, obey, and worship Him.

Sabres fans, you don’t choose the devil’s team. But you are born on it. That is why Jesus Christ said, “YE must be born again.” (John 3:7). Please call on him to save you from sin, and from Hell, today before it’s too late.

Thank you,
The End Times Volunteer Fire Co.

For more information email: endtimesvolfireco@gmail.com

A Ministry of Old Tim Baptist Church www.oldtimebaptist.com

ROFLMAO omg. it’s so good i can hardly believe it. I underlined my personal fav parts…..god in a human jersey….oh man that kills me. i love/hate christians.

you can choose hillary clinton’s campaign song. ninhotline is campaigning for “capital g” LOL i’d like it to be “right here right now”…that’d rock. hehe

recovered memory: i saw a real life neo-nazi in berlin. at the train station. i forgot to mention it at that time, just remembered when i saw something about america getting rid of nazis. he was cute too. too bad. haha.

someone tell me the purpose of dish washer safe plastic cutlery. if you’re going to wash and reuse a fork, why would you use a plastic one instead of a metal one?

after researching and reading reviews all day and checking out camera suggestions i’ve gone with Panasonic DMC-LZ7K (Black) Lumix 7.2 Megapixel Digital Camera w/6x Optical Zoom, 2.5” LCD. i wanted something with a strong zoom, anti shake, video capability, and used SD cards. the price was right too. i have a 1300$ camera, i didn’t want to spend more than 300$ on a 2nd one haha.

continuing with the random: this is why i love jerry…he mailed me a christian propaganda tract which he got when he went to the final sabres party in the plaza last saturday. while it is not a chick tract (I can’t believe i’m linking to chick’s site), it is even more fabulous because it is specifically geared toward the stanley cup, and buffalo hockey fans. omg it is so great. will be scanning soon. hehe.

and wow, speaking of chick tracts…this new one http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1033/1033_01.asp…you will be a terrorist and murderer if your parents told you about santa and the tooth fairy and the easter bunny. you will be on the FBI’s 10 most wanted list, next to osama bin laden, and you will face the death penalty for your heinous crimes. gotta love mr chick.

i guess 2 years ago now, i heard jakalope’s “pretty life” on the radio and was impressed enough with it to “acquire” the album. but i never listened to it. until today. and i wonder why the song impressed me…because it’s not super interesting, and i don’t like the rest of the album. oh well.

also listened to the first 3 stabbing westward records. i forget how much i like them. usually i get so annoyed with the whinyness of all the songs about his ex girlfriend that i don’t make it through “darkest days” but listening was broken up enough to get through it, and “ungod” and most of “wither blister..” i forgot “ungod” was my favourite of the 3.

sleeping til 3 everyday is not good. need to get up earlier, but i just have no motivation to get out of bed. blah.

reading this ridiculous christian website about the evils of music…and exposing how Freddie Mercury died of AIDS…”Their song “We Are the Champions” is an unofficial anthem of the homosexual liberation movement. Many of their songs are filthy and vile.” LOL seriously? Queen?? “Freddie Mercury died in November 1991 of AIDS. Five months later, 72,000 fans of this lascivious rock musician gathered for a memorial at Wembly Stadium. It was called the “Concert for Life” and featured Elton John, David Bowie, Annie Lennox, Axl Rose and other immoral, anti-Christ rock stars.” LOL Freddie lived a reckless life of sodomy, fornication, illegal drugs and materialism. He died in London in his $4,000,000 home in 1991. He carried none of his wealth beyond the grave. He had such a beautiful voice, but used his talents for the devil. How sad! How tragic! Where is Freddie Mercury now? Hell! hahahahahahahahaahha read more at jesus-is-savior.com: here hahahaha Jackson’s thriller video was so Satanic that even the Jehovah Witnesses cult through him out the door by excommunicating him from their organization. You know you’re messed up when even a false religion doesn’t want you anymore.

haha omg…”DC Talk’s “Jesus Freak” was directed by an Englishman named Simon Maxwell. And who is Simon Maxwell? Simon Maxwell is video director for the satanic and blasphemous Nine Inch Nails!” (emphasis on the original page. …”Have you seen the “ultra-blasphemous” video “Closer” by Nine Inch Nails? It shows a monkey crucified on a cross!”…”Trent Reznor is personally responsible for the “huge-mainstream” success of the “pervereted-blasphemous-satanist” Marilyn Manson.” http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/dc_talk-jesus_freak.htm hahahahah…that’s all fine and good but didn’t Mark Romanek direct “closer”? indeed he did. simon maxwell directed the screen imagery for TDS tour, and thus the “hurt” video. retards. do some research 😛

and this is for david: “There is NOTHING even remotely Christian about Amy Grant.”

sooooo amused. god love christians for providing entertainment

and hah that reminds me that my mom referred to someone who was bisexual as being AC/DC…and i was like omg what?! LOL how archaic hahaha.