“I’ve had sex. And sex with a woman, too. Also I started smoking – cigars first and then cigarettes – but I’ve had to stop because I couldn’t hit the notes any more. There are full-voice B flats and B naturals which can be real bastards.”
-Bono, on why his voice is deeper, 2001

*can’t breathe!*
“The penis-ring I felt was enough. It’s a lot of weight for one man to carry. No, I’m a virgin in that sense.” – Bono, when asked by Max magazine if he had a tattoo.
*dying* lol

“Bono just wanted to meet Sisqo because he thought he was one of the few singers in the world who is shorter than he is. He was wrong by an inch.” – Edge, GQ 2001

GQ: How about those skin-tight chequerboard trousers you used to wear?
Bono: “Unforgiveable. Forget The Unforgettable Fire, what about the Unforgivable Trousers?”

“My children will tell me to turn down my Bono-ness occasionally” – Bono, 2001

BP: IF YOU WERE AN ANIMAL WHAT ANIMAL WOULD YOU BE?
Bono: A wildebeest. You’d have to have a sense of humour with a name like that

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!