the biggest fucking spider i have ever seen outside of a cage at a zoo or museum was on my door when i got home from work. i almost walked into it. huge ass web across the door, and i touched a bit of it and startled the thing. when i moved i almost threw up. brown and black stripped, hairy i’m sure. omg i’m going to have nightmares. went back into the car and got the raid, probably used half the can on it, it wouldn’t die. it finally fell off the web and i was able to get inside. oh god barf barf barf. the proper ending to a shitty day
