So, this 29 year old man was arrested for sexually assaulting a middle school girl in Arizona. Sick but not unbelievable. What is unbelievable about this story is the fact that this 29 year old man had posed as a 12 year old and enrolled in this school, and another. Despite forged birth certificates etc, how can anyone mistake a 29 year old for a 12 year old?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I can’t even fathom how this could have happened. I mean, seriously! “Officials at another school, in the Phoenix area, said they were reviewing their admissions policies to figure out how they could have let an adult sex offender mix with students for so long.” No fucking kidding!!! “On Wednesday, officials of the Imagine School gave parents letters saying locks had been added to security gates and the school was working on a task force to evaluate parents’ suggestions on school safety.” What the hell are locks and gates going to do when you let 29 year old sex offenders enroll in middle school!!!!!!!!

Anyway…i bought this stupid shirt at walmart cuz when i read it, i LOLed. “Was that an earthquake? Or did I just rock your world” with a rhinestone guitar hahahahah. so stupid.