dreamed i was on america’s next top model. and for some unknown reason i made it to the final 4. and then skipped ahead and had made it to the final 2. the final photo shoot was really like a physical challenge that we had to pass, and it was we had to cut through a tree with just one swing of an ax. so of course i was totally spazzing and resigned to the fact that i was going to lose, cuz no way could i do that. so we went to the final shoot and tyra was doing our makeup, at a makeup counter at a department store in a mall. and she put some weird last forever lipstick on me and i had to hold my lips a certain way for so long until it dried i thought they were going to get stuck that way. never got to the photo shoot. apparently we were in chicago, and after the final shoot which never really happened tyra asked what we were going to do before the final judging, and i was like, pfft there’s nothing to do in chicago it’s so boring. and she kinda got mad cuz apparently she lived there. then i thought, i’ll go do urbex and go to gary. yeah, all dressed up and model-y, good idea haha…dunno. haha
