there is a little piece written by Chuck Palahniuk about when he met Brad Pitt. Chuck was jealous of Brad’s yummy pouty lips, so he bought this lip expanding thing – it was like the Sweedish Penis Enlarger pump in Austin Powers – a vacuum tube thing that swells your lips up. Chuck used it to pump up his lips and it just gave him like a big hickey around his mouth LOL. I bet Chuck was jealous of Trent’s lips when they met too…

ok, i’m so bored, so i’m looking at my site stats, and my page referals… or WHATEVER. anyway. i’m on the google part, and looking at the search quereies that made people visit my site

1. jc justin sex gay pregnancy – WTF IS THAT?!?!?! it gave them my blog archive ending on november 17th…that archive contained a survey, my bono screen caps from “What’s going on”…an article about pregnant japanese barbie (one of the search words)…ROFL and the gay sex part was about me describing the censored Frankie Goes To Hollywood video for Relax. ROFL. the justin reference was some something i said about justin pumping up britney’s fake boobs. and JC was in my talking about the mj tribute show… LOL
2. danielle dunno – gave them a page from prophetic blasphemies. the page with the conversations with bono LOL
3. bono photos – ROFLMAO IT GAVE THEM ONE OF THE CONVERSATION WITH BONO PAGES ROFLMAO SO HARD!!!!!!!
4. best thighs – gave them carolyn’s blog… so why is that on my referal page?
5. u2 larry quote joshua tree grim look – blog archive where i put my xmas list…
6. my eyes are bad – ROFL
7. spacey would – another carolyn’s blog one… wtf i so don’t get this…
8. didn t go to the bathroom – LOL
9. stp scott weiland sex pictures – gave them my dream site, where i dreamed stp was performing inside Tops and scott got naked.
10. trent reznor do drugs – gave them my dream blog about my trent dream(s)
11. grandpa’s cock – WTF!?!?!?! gave them my site cuz of pieces of an interview with bono where he said something about his grandpas farm, and then the interviewer asked him if ppl ever grab his cock LOL.
12. miss truth trent reznor nude – *mind wanders*…
13. hemerroid pictures
14. guy thumb ring – LOL gave them fab four page LOL
15. my daddy fuck my aunt – ROFLMAO omg gave them prophetic blasphemies page about the pirates ROFL
16. walmart pictures – LOL my site is the first one to come up if you search for that, ROFLMAO
17. sleeping eric – ROFL
18. pictures of slipknot killing fred durst – HAHHAHAHAHAHAH
19. slash saul hudson shower
20. bondage, scared, bitch – wow… my site comes up in some REALLY interesting searches… LOL
21. “Chris Gratton”girlfriend – HAHAHAHAH
22. toilet slave video clip
23. painless suicide – ok that’s just kinda sad LOL
24. trent reznor and children – ??????
25. michael jackson’s nose – ROFLMAO
26. i am trent reznor
27. concert boob flashes archive – LOL
28. (nude OR butt OR panty OR gymnast) girl “video clip” -member -gay -porn -xxx

ok i’m tired of this… “family orgy” and “velour buffalo” came up alot… and the hemerroids one did too LOL. and princess diana crime scene pics, and nicole brown simpson murder scene pics… LOL i should just start putting weird words into my blogs, so that they come up in weird searches… like next time someone searches for “i am trent reznor” my site is gonna come up… and they’re gonna think i’m trent…. riiiiiiiiiiight.

some people at blackplanet.com are linking MJ pics from my site…. arg, suck my bandwidth why don’t you….
LOL someone did a google image search for Ronald Regan and got my Space Project pictures ROFL. and someone did an image search for “tight shirt” and got a picture of Eric’s car from the fab four site ROFL HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?! An image search for “3 some” got the pic of me danielle and eric after the 3dd show hahaha.
OMG THERE WAS A TONY DANZA NAKED SEARCH!!!!!!!!! I BET THAT WAS CAROLYN!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO

uh someone got to my site from nin.com….6 times….in january….*freaks out*…how is that possible?\

 

not quite sure how i manage to do this but i found, yet another, u2 based blog…all i did was search yahoo for “blog addicts” LOL and i find Irish Eyes v 4.0 bonnie blue bono….and a nice lovely bono-ized layout. lol.
and now i’m watching hedwig again – reminds me of the blog i found yesterday that the ppl on it were COMPLETELY and UTTERLY obsessed with hedwig and john cameron mitchell. hah

 

i’m depressing myself…. i figured if i really wanna persue a webdesign career, i need to find a school with a program. well i can’t really find anything, at least in buffalo. it appears that UB and buff state don’t have web programs.. i found one that did, forget which now…but i already have a bachelors degree (er i will), i dont want to have to take fucking english, and humanities, and all these other stupid required core type classes AGAIN. i already took them once. i just want to find a school with a 2 year program or something, that i would only have to take classes in computer stuff…whatever is required for the additional degree. whatever school it was that had an info tech degree with web development concentration required like…intro to sociology, and intro to psych, and like 6 humanities classes… SIX!!!!!!!! i’ve already taken this shit….this makes me want to just go to grad school and get a masters or something. but i don’t want to do psych!!!….i guess my dad saw an ad or something for a school psych job…50,000 starting salary, only needed a masters. not bad…but I DONT WANT TO DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! arg….why can’t a really cool job that i like just fall in my lap?! lol i wish i had some kind of special talent that i could harness into some job that people needed….
i could go to itt tech or whatever, but then eric and the rit friends would laff at me cuz i was going to such a wussass school… i sorta like their program tho, cuz i dont have to take all that gay ass shit. its just like straight computer classes, and then 6 gen-ed courses, like composition, and economics, college math (yeah that’s a laff), group dynamics (rofl i’m a PSYCH MAJOR for gods sake lol), and contemporary art LOL…and then at least i’d have another piece of paper telling people i am worthy of employment, but still not get hired anywhere. i dunno…arg.

 

 

i poked myself in the face, like towards the back of my jaw, and now it’s all outta wack and hurts when i open it.
danny lohner is so sexy….and the sexy trent starfuckers part…rowr men with guitars

 

if i was danny lohner and was constantly headbanging while playing keyboard, i’d be smacking my head on it all the time…i think i heard something that he has done it, but i’d be doing it every time…or he smacked his head on his guitar..or that could have been robin actually, all i know for sure is that trent threw a mic stand and knocked jerome dillon unconscious one time… LOL.. and one time i smacked my head on the sink like that, when my mom was dying my hair. hurt SO bad i thought i was gonna die… and trent is so buff now…gee, guess what i’m watching, again.
 

so ty just sent me all these mj pics from the new issue of Vibe… he doesn’t look like a COMPLETE freak…i mean, his face is beyond normal now…but the pics are kinda normalish…BAD hair tho.

and on a happy note, rumors that U2 is gonna be playing dates in the US in february!!! which is like a week away…but playing college arenas between the superbowl (feb 3) and the grammy’s (feb 23 or something)…arlsdfkejwa;oriausdfliasndflaksjf!!!!!!!!!

 

i love cities. even buffalo makes me so happy. i went to the flea market, saw joe’s dad…he surprised me, cuz he’s like SARA! and i’m like, uh who’s talking to me. LOL he said joe was around someplace but i never found him. then i walked by his stand again and he kinda like hit me, and was like “alone still” and i’m like yeah i haven’t found joe…it was sorta weird. so then i went downtown, figured i’d go to new world records, see if they had any of the nin promo posters and what not…they didn’t, even tho they had the window cling on the door… i was gonna steal it, but i missed my chance. but they changed so much. they sell other stuff now…like lil toy things, and tin lunch boxes and stuff…and it’s all rearranged…but anyway. over priced, so didn’t buy anything, not like they had anything i wanted. i also went into this store called something Trash…or Trash something.. i dunno. but it’s across and down the street a bit. i never noticed it before. it’s clothes…and it’s cool clothes. sorta goth, but really…u could find gothy stuff there, but it’s just got cool clothes. small, so didn’t have much, but it was a cool place, and if it’s still there next time i come home i’ll have to stop in again. i need a concert shirt… but anyway. i was walking back to my car and there was this black guy walking down the middle of the street that bisects elmwood in that area…he had a big boom box, blasting Lenny Kravitz “dig in” and he was carrying a baton…lol he was so flamboyantly gay as well. then i heard this little girl say, “he’s a crazy man, why would you want to carry a radio” LOL…. but it made me so happy, just seeing such a colorful person…you definitely don’t get that in the suburbs. but i also hate citites…i was gonna go to home of the hits too, but no parking…never any parking. went around the block, no parking on the side street eric always parks on…arg. so skipped them and went to frizbees. frizbees rocks… i always find some piece of junk cd i need to own. this time it was U2 “even better than the real thing” remixes for 3 bucks. so i bought that. and they had the nin promo window cling too. i asked the guy a few weeks ago if he had anything else he’d give me and he said no, but i asked again anyway LOL. the girl who cashed me out said they only had these nin stickers… so she gave me like 6. it’s the NIN logo sticker like is on my car. but now i have 6 more LOL. so then i came home, cleaned my car…vaccumed, cleaned the windows, tried to maybe erase the scratches on the car with windex (didn’t work LOL)….
so leaving for school tomorrow around 4:30…maybe earlier depending on how the baby shower goes, and how long it takes me to pack my car. i dunno how we’re gonna fit all our shit inside…cuz i got my computer and laundry basket that i brought home for break…then i got the vcr, dvd and tv….groceries…clothes i got for xmas…yeah. and then there’s danielle’s shit which is gonna be just as much as me…grocerys, lanudry basket, etc…arg. it’s so not all gonna fit…

when i was driving home i was listening to the nin live cd, and i’m surprised i didn’t burn out my speakers LOL..it wasn’t THAT loud really, but i had the windows open (cuz my car smelled like food) so i had to turn it up louder whenever i was going fast. LOL…but anyway, “wish” was on and that reminded me of how when we went to toronto for new years, danielle mentioned that she had seen some NIN video for a “w” song on mtv 2 and that she kinda liked it. so of course i was like OMG WHAT SONG!! and i’m trying to think of W songs by NIN…well it was Wish, so i had to put in Broken for the rest of the ride to carolyn’s house. LOL and when discussing cds to listen to in the car in toronto, eric said that we should make danielle listen to Broken, and it turns out we did LOL. and broken is the cd i would think a casual NIN fan (or someone who DESPISES them like danielle does :P) would like the least. but anyway…yeah it just struck me in the car to be very amusing. dunno. danielle is SO being forced to listen to “still” tomorrow…it’s only a 45 min cd, she’ll survive

so anyway, now i’m kinda cold cuz i cleaned my car without a coat on. it’s a super beautiful day out, and i could go totally coatless if it wasn’t for the wind. which reminds me, this big piece of aluminum siding is falling off the house 3 away from mine…it was super windy last night, so i all i heard was the banging of this piece of siding against their house…SUPER ANNOYING. but i think the wind finally ripped it off cuz i don’t hear it anymore.

i think my mom is taking a nap in her room, which means i can’t put any music on BLAH….