i’m risking embarassment on this, but it just struck me as way too funny. for whatever reason.

vacant enigma: his friend called me cute
vacant enigma: when we were in the catwalks
vacant enigma: so then when he asked for film hes like, i wont call you cute agian
vacant enigma: i’m like, no thats ok, go on
HAH that cracks me up and i really have no clue why. i really don’t think as highly of myself as i sometimes appear to. was that english? i’m really not egotistical, i just do this fake ego self mockery thing.

while i’m already embarassing myself. why not add to it. last week when brian and james were over, james asked what my dysfunction was…i dont think he used that term, but it was something like that. so i’ll paste this.

vacant enigma: whats the point
vacant enigma: i’m all for exhibitionism
vacant enigma: but really

*ISNOTANEXHIBITIONIST* i just have exhibitionist tendencies that i’ve never acted on LOL.
i’ll shut up now.

 

Bedbug infestations on rise across U.S. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

i’m glad my last post was amusing. haha

i had a wicked cool dream about orgy last night. that i lived in an apartment building where they had a studio and rehearsal room. so i sorta knew them, and i was watching their rehearsals for the new tour. then it turned into an actual concert but there was hardly anyone there. danielle showed up and we had a rockin good time.

then i was having some dream about james when my alarm went off. my other dreams were about remembering the orgy dream.

nothign to do today. lalalala.

 

from the archives

AHEM!

“i saved that one primarily because it looks like bono is wearing makeup.. and boys in makeup is always a good thing”