wow the world is a sad place when jerry springer is the most entertaining thing on television. i turned it on while i was eating lunch, and omg i haven’t laughed that hard in a while. it was so hilarious. i caught 2 stories. the first was these 2 fat chicks who claimed they had found the messiah, his name was seth. hahah. so that’s funny to begin with. so the 2 girls are all holding hands and groping each other, and jerry is asking him how one becomes a messiah. so they said he treats women the way they should be, and they’re totally devoted to him etc. so of course jerry asks how they are treated and they reply, they’re his sex slaves. ROFLMAO. so then they bring out seth, who is this long haired greasy looking guy with a goatie that is grown out into 2 braids. and he’s fat too. so cuz he controls them, he made them start making out with eachother, and do something (dunno what cuz it got censored), and then made the one girl go rub her breasts on Steve (one of the security guys). of course then, he tells them they’re worthless and he has something better and doesn’t need them anymore…and of course it’s a man ROFL. then the 2nd story was this beefy chick, chubby, skimpy outfit, of course. so she’s on the show because her fantasy is to have her boyfriend wear her bra and underwear, and if he doesn’t she’s going to break up with him. so he comes out and he’s this skinny little dweeb, and he’s like HELL NO. so she strips on stage, takes her dress off, gets completely naked. so she’s standing on stage all censored and gives her bra and underwear to him to go put on. ROFLMAO he does come back with it on and she like tackles him and its all censored. hahahaha. it was so great. how sad.

i really wanna see the episode my aunt was on. my aunt was IN THE AUDIENCE not a friggen guest LOL. but she was one of those super interactive audience members, and at the end went on stage and kissed one of the guests ROFL. but she didn’t tell me when it was on tv, and i dont even think she has a tape of it. blah.

so now i gotta pack up some more stuff that i can take home. like kitchen stuff. cuz we don’t need 3 pasta strainers, really we don’t. but that is one thing everyone brought lol.