in honor of the End of an Error in only SIX MORE DAYS i bring you my favourite george w bush quotes.
“I think it was in the Rose Garden where I issued this brilliant statement: If I had a magic wand — but the president doesn’t have a magic wand. You just can’t say, ‘low gas.'” –George W. Bush, Washington D.C., July 15, 2008
“I own a timber company? That’s news to me. Need some wood?” –George W. Bush, second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004
ok on one hand it’s going to be a bit sad that we will no longer have a ridiculously funny president, but reading these quotes from 2000 debates, and the campaign…HOW THE HELL DID HE EVER GET ELECTED?!?!
“I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children.” –George W. Bush, second presidential debate, Oct. 11, 2000
i mean WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
“America better beware of a candidate who is willing to stretch reality in order to win points.” –George W. Bush, aboard his campaign plane, Sept. 18, 2000
OMGGGGGGG
“If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow.” –George W. Bush, Jan. 2000
SERIOUSLY?!?!?