i distinctly remember going to the bathroom at like 6am and using the last of the toilet paper and not changing it. yet, when i got up this morning my phone was turned off. my door was shut, and the toilet paper had been changed.
so either someone who was there to rape, murder, and rob me decided to be nice and let me sleep and change my toilet paper.
kitty grew opposable thumbs and learned to change the toilet paper.
or
i’ve begun to sleep walk.
there is no way anyone who might have been in my house was able to leave, because of the way my door locks are – you can’t lock them from the outside. so if someone was in my house, they have still not robbed me, have made no noise or anything, but are still inside. mom couldn’t have stopped by and found me sleeping and cleaned or something without waking me up, for the same reason – the door locks. she wouldn’t have been able to get in. and kitty doesn’t suddenly have thumbs.
but how do i find out if i’ve begun sleep walking?
in other news, our new fancy schmancy night club opened tonight. nice of anyone to tell us. we go into work and woo big party. people said it was nice, but none of us have had a chance to see inside of it. still haven’t seen inside the hotel either, and it opens in 2 days.
i have to go to one doctor tomorrow, then i’m supposed to see my shrink wed but i’m going to cancel. then i have traffic court, and the ctrc xmas party. gotta find where the place is tho. i’ve been there i just don’t remember what street it’s on.
OH and i found out my stalker, who was bugging me today about calling him (I ALREADY TOLD YOU KNOW YOU SENILE PERVERT), is actually 83. that makes him older than my grandma. !!!!! and also was told today that he has been bothering 2 other girls, asking them for phone numbers etc. i told them to write up a report so maybe eventually someone will make him stop sexually harassing all of us.
how fucking sad that i have a stalker and hes fucking 83.