{"id":5755,"date":"2004-12-23T23:44:24","date_gmt":"2004-12-24T04:44:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delirious.icenine.org\/wp\/?p=5755"},"modified":"2015-12-05T23:44:43","modified_gmt":"2015-12-06T04:44:43","slug":"5755","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delirious.icenine.org\/wp\/2004\/12\/23\/5755\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>after christmas i&#8217;m going to get acupuncture. because i cant take this anymore.<\/p>\n<p>i dreamed i was trying to wood burn using a blow torch and i set flammable materials like paint on fire because the blow torch wouldn&#8217;t go out and there was all kind of cans of paint and varnish and chemicals near where i was working on this wood thing. big big fire i burned something down.<\/p>\n<p>and i dreamed of fishing, but i was a kid, and i caught these 2 ugly yellow fishes, and then this person who was my dad caught this gigantic stripped fish thing. and then the tide suddenly went out and it was all beach and my dads idiot savant friend tim showed up.<\/p>\n<p>and i was in some new version of the matrix, but it was like a video game. i had to fight all these other people before fighting the guy at the end &#8211; keanu. then keanu was in love with some samauri guy &#8211; yeah he was gay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>after christmas i&#8217;m going to get acupuncture. because i cant take this anymore. i dreamed i was trying to wood <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/delirious.icenine.org\/wp\/2004\/12\/23\/5755\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Continue Reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[28],"class_list":["post-5755","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dreams","tag-dreams"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirious.icenine.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5755","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirious.icenine.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirious.icenine.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirious.icenine.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirious.icenine.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5755"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delirious.icenine.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5756,"href":"https:\/\/delirious.icenine.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5755\/revisions\/5756"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirious.icenine.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirious.icenine.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirious.icenine.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}