nin, translated and retranslated

seriously. this is amusing me to no end. so for my own amusement….i continue

– permits the fact, that the holiness which permits the thing which is pierced is polluted, as for me, who permit the fact that you violate the damage
– with my all existence, which I like and obtains with God, the close animal inside, we would like to have sexual intercourse
– where as for me, with you, I have lived on the wood inside my stomach, which can be rubbed
– due to God, through all forests we would like to have sexual intercourse

“the becoming”
– and the blood stops the pump in order to make me rot
– you do not think that me who bound by my with the string murder
– but to elbowroom while being possible
– everything am bad is damaged hiding in my rear, I feel

– me me, where I swallow with the fire, am your rescue person of degradation

“down in it”
– you can be concerned that my eye where method, at this point in time, looked at me excessively long
– everything which is not liked under any condition
– it crawls because now it can amuse
– but as for the needle of weight of my eye, and the all worlds, there is already my back section

-Dream you need you me where you hate me the pulverization where I turn off me the being broken eye which is lost the sexual intercourse which is used for damaging the discovery which is tasted

“gave up”
– me look, you took, you took, my remainder which you took and is broken to the part which is broken with respect to my everything which is broken
– Being covered with desire, and the vaseline which are not known because I who was broken and am broken
– you burn with the organizational decrease

– only factual quality in order to kill that entirely
– to see am old and am well known
– did I who damage by yourself become something?
– for the second time I maintain by myself I find method


1: Find the lyrics to your favorite song
2: Go to
3: Run the song through the English to Japanese translator
4: Copy it and then run it through the translator again, this time from Japanese to English.
5: Post the song (title and performer included please) along with these directions in your own journal.

As for her as for her to whom she leaves the road of the honey in order somewhere she who expands the insect which permits her herself who was opened sufficiently is to show in me from in the blood of the insects under kind of her skin from thousand other things Ohio state which drips exactly and possesses as for liar Ohio state my valuable prostitute my sickness my contagion me where I am beautiful as for the demon which very is impure as for the depth where I reach being limitless from the contact which necessity of my caress which she pollutes in order to lighten this loneliness which I now have known is infected the angel Bleed Ohio state which the method of stating clearly you speak liar Ohio state my valuable prostitute my sickness my contagion I where I am beautiful very am impure

LOL wtf is with the “ohio state” stuff hahahahaha……hahahah “ohio state, my valuable prostitute” hahahahahah


someone find me the dvd bootleg of nin at brixton on 3/8. aweriasudf aewraseiruas dneed. neeeeeeeeed. can’t find!!!!!!!!! will explode!

and dear lord, the “goobacks” southpark epsiode, possibly the most fucked up one i’ve ever seen. the gay sex. my god! haha “pissed off white trash red neck conservative” and “aging hippy liberal douche” hahahah “lets go to that part of town where all the future people moved to and start humping eachother…”

kitty is retarded. he pulled one of my push pins out of the wall and tried to eat it. wtf.

“the astronaut farmer” is this years best movie simply because of one line in the trailer. the premise is this farmer played by billy bob thornton builds a rocket to take him into space. in some sort of court setting, the judge asks him “how do we know you’re not building a WMD?” he replies “If I was, you wouldn’t be able to find it.” LOL!


from yahoo: “Hell, Mich., heats up for 6-6-6 party”

They’re planning a hot time in Hell on Tuesday. The day bears the date of 6-6-06, or abbreviated as 666 — a number that carries hellish significance. And there’s not a snowball’s chance in Hell that the day will go unnoticed in the unincorporated hamlet 60 miles west of Detroit.

Nobody is more fired up than John Colone, the town’s self-styled mayor and owner of a souvenir shop.

“I’ve got `666′ T-shirts and mugs. I’m only ordering 666 (of the items) so once they’re gone, that’s it,” said Colone, also known as Odum Plenty. “Everyone who comes will get a letter of authenticity saying you’ve celebrated June 6, 2006, in Hell.”

Most of Colone’s wares will sell for $6.66, including deeds to one square inch of Hell.

Live entertainment and a costume contest are planned. The Gates of Hell should be installed at a children’s play area in time for the festivities.

“They’re 8 feet tall and 5 foot wide and each gate looks like flames, and when they’re closed, it’s a devil’s head,” Colone told The Detroit News for a Saturday story.

Mike “Smitty” Hickey, owner of the Dam Site Inn, wasn’t sure what kind of clientele would show up Tuesday.

“We’re all about having fun here. I don’t think we’re going to get the cult crowd, the devil worshippers or anything like that,” said Hickey, whose bar’s signature concoction is the Bloody Devil, a variant of the Bloody Mary.

Colone, meanwhile, has been in touch with radio stations as far away as San Diego and Seattle that are raffling off trips to Hell in honor of 6-6-6.

The 666 revelry is just the latest chapter in the town’s storied history of publicity stunts, said Jason LeTeff, one of its 72 year-round residents — or, as the mayor calls them, Hellions or Hell-billies. But LeTeff wasn’t particularly enthused.

“Now, here I am living in Hell, taking my kids to church and trying to teach them the right things and the town where we live is having a 6-6-6 party,” he said.

According to the town’s semiofficial Web site, there are two leading theories about how Hell got its name.

The first holds that a pair of German travelers stepped out of a stagecoach one sunny afternoon in the 1830s, and one said to the other, “So schoene hell” — roughly translated as, “So bright and beautiful.” Their comments were overheard by some locals and the name stuck.

The second holds that George Reeves was asked after Michigan gained statehood what he thought the town he helped settle should be called, and reportedly replied, “I don’t care, you can name it Hell if you want to.” The name became official on Oct. 13, 1841.

LOL wish i could go!

i’m not sure if there is anything more amusing then reading the badly translated chinese on cheap dollar store products:
“craft modle for children’s intelligence development. in order not to eat, when do it, children need parental vision and guidance”
“lovable pet amusive little dog play”
“lovely lamp clock suit both refined and popular tastes”
“fashionable head ornanment”