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kitty is retarded. he pulled one of my push pins out of the wall and tried to eat it. wtf.<\/p>\n

“the astronaut farmer” is this years best movie simply because of one line in the trailer. the premise is this farmer played by billy bob thornton builds a rocket to take him into space. in some sort of court setting, the judge asks him “how do we know you’re not building a WMD?” he replies “If I was, you wouldn’t be able to find it.” LOL!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

kitty is retarded. he pulled one of my push pins out of the wall and tried to eat it. wtf. …<\/span> Continue Reading →<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[76],"class_list":["post-1008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/delirious.icenine.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/delirious.icenine.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/delirious.icenine.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/delirious.icenine.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/delirious.icenine.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1008"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/delirious.icenine.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1009,"href":"http:\/\/delirious.icenine.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008\/revisions\/1009"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/delirious.icenine.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/delirious.icenine.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/delirious.icenine.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}